“I haven’t heard a bad word about him from his ex-wives.”

There is the scarf(ascot?)/turtleneck combo above. I don’t have a single poop to give about fashion but that seems pretty egregious even to me.

Voting has proven ineffective in getting rid of Huckabees. Definitely vote, but some combination of education and encouraging humanity to shift away from being and supporing soulless leaches is the only way to... Well... Get rid of a power structure that rewards/encourages people to choose that path.

If the Ambien hadn’t messed her up before...

People will buy the excuse just to reinforce their own awful nonsense when altered. How many times have you heard: “I was drunk!” as justification for something awful. For me it’s to the point where I’d rather first make anyone’s aquaintence at a bar just there are no surprises down the line.

trump would never tag Schwarzenegger, Arnold didn’t appreciate his family’s past Nazi affiliation. donnie on the other hand...

Fallout Shelter remastered for the Apple Watch

Do you think he actually knows any quotes from/has read “The Art of the Deal”?

In my own limited experience Five Guys’ burgers also feature bone shards 75% of the time. Between the level of inconvenience and that I don’t understand why anyone wouldn’t just make an infinitely better burger at home.

“Ketchup on the bottom”?

Knee-high to a Klansman’s sheet hem I believe is the correct colliquial unit of measure in the particular godforsaken swamp/sulfur pit that excreted him.

I drove past a Chick-fil-A getting gas today and they were promoting some frozen orange/simply orange concoction. That’s probably the cause of the delay. But they didn’t have fish for Lent around me this year so who knows...

The subtle: shot of peach schnapps, shot of tobarich! Vodka, half a can of Sprite, frozen cubed peach slices in place of ice-cubes, and confectioners sugar to your taste(I’m not dainty, I just put it right in the drink, not on the rim)

While not necessarily a comparable chain, Pollo Tropical used to offer waffle fries that we’re so much tastier than Chick-fil-A’s. If you hadn’t had the pleasure think waffle fries and curly fries combined. Unfortunately they removed them from the menu and replaced them with the most disgusting fast food fries I’ve…

Make him a Trump supporter that freelance polices the NFLs new anthem rule.

Joke’s on you. After the bombs fall they will be the only form of currency for an alarming 30-40% of the population, those who appreciate irony, and cast the first stone-ers who never use their work computer and email for anything other than company business.

The Yanny leaves, you low down memer.

C’mon you never wrote a letter to the person who broke up with you while you were in 2th grade? I think they should have gone with his crayon original instead of a grammar checked typed up version. It would have been a more difficult read, sure, but the different colors would have artfully shown us his emotions during…

Yeah, Melancholia is the only one of his movies I’ve been able to watch more than 15 minutes of, even at the urging/begging of friends to give it a chance. But I absolutely love Melancholia. I wonder why it’s such an outlier. The premise is great, and Dunst is absolutely amazing, but it’s odd to find a movie that I…