In my own limited experience Five Guys’ burgers also feature bone shards 75% of the time. Between the level of inconvenience and that I don’t understand why anyone wouldn’t just make an infinitely better burger at home.

“Ketchup on the bottom”?

Knee-high to a Klansman’s sheet hem I believe is the correct colliquial unit of measure in the particular godforsaken swamp/sulfur pit that excreted him.

I drove past a Chick-fil-A getting gas today and they were promoting some frozen orange/simply orange concoction. That’s probably the cause of the delay. But they didn’t have fish for Lent around me this year so who knows...

The subtle: shot of peach schnapps, shot of tobarich! Vodka, half a can of Sprite, frozen cubed peach slices in place of ice-cubes, and confectioners sugar to your taste(I’m not dainty, I just put it right in the drink, not on the rim)

While not necessarily a comparable chain, Pollo Tropical used to offer waffle fries that we’re so much tastier than Chick-fil-A’s. If you hadn’t had the pleasure think waffle fries and curly fries combined. Unfortunately they removed them from the menu and replaced them with the most disgusting fast food fries I’ve…

Make him a Trump supporter that freelance polices the NFLs new anthem rule.

Joke’s on you. After the bombs fall they will be the only form of currency for an alarming 30-40% of the population, those who appreciate irony, and cast the first stone-ers who never use their work computer and email for anything other than company business.

The Yanny leaves, you low down memer.

C’mon you never wrote a letter to the person who broke up with you while you were in 2th grade? I think they should have gone with his crayon original instead of a grammar checked typed up version. It would have been a more difficult read, sure, but the different colors would have artfully shown us his emotions during…

Yeah, Melancholia is the only one of his movies I’ve been able to watch more than 15 minutes of, even at the urging/begging of friends to give it a chance. But I absolutely love Melancholia. I wonder why it’s such an outlier. The premise is great, and Dunst is absolutely amazing, but it’s odd to find a movie that I…

The entire administration, really.

Its not even that we should get used to it, rather we should already be used to it like happy little lobsters boiling away in our pots.

My takeaway is that paedophiles are a-okay with the GOP so long as they are known to wear whimsical hats in their day to day meant to give them entirely unearned gravitas.

I mean, there is no way she married for love, attraction or a great conguence of like souls. That’s not even a looks commentary, by every account I’ve seen this guy was a reanimated rotting whale carcass that spit an acid/poison mix at everyone he came in contact with.

She is an incredible actress. I hope she winds up headlining some movies soon, rather than playing supporting roles. I also wish Atlanta had a full network TV run (20+ episodes) given the unbelievable strength of cast and it’s tendency to pursue character centric episodes.

In fairness to him, I don’t think we’ve seen any examples of his attempting to motivate good people. It’s because good people wouldn’t be within 10 miles of the garbage barge, but all the same.

Man, that would actually be the one time I would support him.

*passes note*