I think Trump would be more concerned with personal image than getting into trouble. As thin skinned as he is it could be a recent shirtless picture. Not that I’d put it past him to do any of the above for a giggle.

I’d move to South Dakota but A) I’ve heard there aren’t any women living in the state (really only half joking, given some of the shitty things...). B) what kind of work is on offer? Dirt cheap isn’t so cheap when you’re working a griddle or folding clothes.

I don’t actually think Russia wants an armed conflict. They want America weakened and at odds with China. Gives Putin a nice window to put the band back together and to his mind come out as the major power in the world.

He was using the state secrets as a framing tool to make his penis look bigger. Trump has to establish this as an acceptable reason somehow and ASAP. So, two birds. Two microscopic birds.

Yep, and it seems like a real move towards a corporate state. I’m going to post this as it seems to be the specific utopia that this administration of parasites is targeting given how they seem to gleefully flaunt their broad business entanglements. Harris Yulin kills the reading, if you have 20 minutes, maybe…

D.I.Y.

I somehow always thought this was an ad column because I’m dumb, especially so because this was great. (so forgive my first timer question)

Whatever dude, you’re just jealous that you didn’t get two consecutive words from one line of a Gorrilaz song that totally speaks to your relationship with your girlfriend at the time in the early aughts without any number string after it on the kewlest webmail/fantasy baseball platform, like, ever.

I don’t know, Mr. Burneko, if you read it with a certain eye it sounds like Larry wants you to find your way to some money, have some sex, feel reinvigorated, and... Have a happy bowel movement?

If you attempt to engage any of his more fervent supporters on Twitter, you will realize that most of those who voted him either

What the hell did Carthage ever do to you?!

No doubt the valedictorian of one of DeVos’s charter schools. You take that snickers bar and meaningless slogans and contempt for reading comprehension and general awareness, the only things they’ve given you to use in the real world, and give ‘em hell... Just for fun, are you often surprised when you get wet when…

I have no horse in this race, I just want more people to know about this show.

This is pretty much the only take. The current “President of America” needs his child to press him into even considering doing something that isn’t unequivocally wrong and comically evil.

Wait, the buttons are kitties!

:) for me it was the KitH but, yuuup, this was great

This is much better. I don’t understand how Kell thought she could pull off Napoleon cosplay sans any kind of hat. This is obviously the wrong kind of hat but at least good faith effort is being put forth.

Atwood is such a wonderful writer. If anyone sees this post do get a hold of Murder in the Dark. Not to draw attention away from The Handmaid’s Tale, but I love short fiction and I’ve never read a collection I’ve enjoyed more than Murder in the Dark. So, so good.

I especially love the Eisenhower... Meme? Is this a meme? Can memes intake factual information. Wouldn’t it be great to have an election like ‘52 again? I fear that I’ll never see anything like that, two candidates who seem to give a fig. Reanimate Stevenson for 2020! The zombie Stevenson may eat brains but he…

I want to know how the hell Grassley didn’t get tapped to head the EPA. You have no idea how long I’ve waited for any opportunity to pull that one out.