Well, if there is a Hell it’s probably a lot like a Ford service department waiting area, and that’s where OJ can spend his eternity. 

Guess we’re gonna be waiting a while for the new book

This is not any kind of amazing coincidence; Ford has a recall most days.

Title is fire, gave me a good laugh I needed today!

Let’s for a moment make-believe that heaven and hell exists and it is the god of the bible, torah, and quran.

Yay, we won the war on cancer (on the side of cancer)!

Every now and then cancer gets one right. 

Good. At least he suffered. 

Too soon?

If the fuel injectors don’t fit, you must acquit...to the dealership-

Well if it was a Florida hotel, maybe they cheered her on and gave her gas money.

Religion is by far the worst thing humans have invented. Fairy tales for adults.

If Musk is talking, then he’s lying.

Sorry yall. That Taco Bell hit hard this morning on the throne.

The moon operates on Standard Freedom Time, as established by Super Earth

Hate to be the grammar Nazi, but you misspelled ‘Murica...

Does Oroville not have school busses? I have mental image of a parking lot full of Little Tykes cars

Only in california. If it was Florida, they wouldn't be trying to get TO school.

Yes, we should be moving to more mass transit and less commuting. We should strive for walkable cities and other programs that reduce our use of individual vehicles.

It’s all smoke and mirrors. The environmental impact of both types of vehicles is catastrophic. Great. So ICE vehicles are a category 5 hurricane and EVs are a category 3. Fantastic. They are both capable of wreaking spectacular damage.