Another brilliant move by Elon! He’s disrupting Tow!

It’s best to just assume from the start that everything Elmo says is a lie.

I think the bigger issue is having a buddy with a Cybertruck...

Quit calling me Shirley.

Don’t forget to put your phone in airplane mode, though.

Body of article: “Airliners are designed to survive lightning strikes just fine, you uneducated idiot.”

How do you manage interspecies character hookups in a board game?
Uh... asking for a friend.

“It’s got a dramatic coke-bottle shape...”

That’s great, but also...WTF is wrong with you, Sony?

Gravity Rush 2 is not a standalone game, you have to play the first one to understand what the fuck is going on...PORT THE FIRST ONE FIRST, YOU DUMB BITCHES.

Cut to six months from now and Sony reports super low sales because they thought people on a different…

Didn’t it depend on the vault? Weren’t a lot of them experiments to see how people would react. Some were fully automated utopias and others were intentionally not to see how humans adapt.

God knows when/if we’ll ever get an actual Fallout 5. This and Fallout London should be appreciated, I guess

Highly recommend Downfall: The Case Against Boeing on Netflix for a really well flushed out piece on how the current Boeing is so much worse than the what preceded the McDonnel-Douglas merger. It’s also works a factual dismantling of the dipshit theory that this is somehow woke culture’s fault instead of traditional co…

My personal experience is that more than half the aggressive drivers I see out there on the road are driving full-size pickup trucks and the more the mods, the more the drive aggression. If I am being tailgated in the center or right lane in heavy traffic, I almost always expect to see nothing but the huge-ass grill…

Elon isnt going to fuck you. 

I’m sorry you feel that pointing out reality is somehow me crying. In fact, it seems like you’re projecting, and it is actually you who cry whenever Musk is rightfully criticised. It is plain for everyone to see that you have nothing to offer in your pathetic attempt to defend your hero.

Maybe he will make good on his promise to add cold-air thrusters, which according to him will make it able to fly. Cold-air thrusters is compressed air. Nothing more.

Exact, it’s metaphorical. Driving a brodozer clearly shows you are seeking attention/validation, which is often a sign of poor self-esteem/insecurity.

Couple that with the fact that a lot of lifted and ridiculously modded truck drivers(I’m tempted to go with most, but I’ve restrained myself from being too hyperbolic), are total assholes.  Just watch their behavior on and off the road and you’ll have plenty of empirical evidence to back it up.  

“There will never be another car like this, if you could even call it a car. You will love the new Roadster more than your house.”

Re: pickup drivers. Saying someone has small dick energy doesn’t actually mean you believe them to have a smaller anatomy. It’s a euphemism for insecurity. Maybe its outdated and body shaming, yes, but the underlying message is about insecurity.
We have evidence to suggest folks who buy pickup trucks and large SUVs wer…