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Musk used his control over starlink to stop a ukraine attack on a Russian fleet.

Musk has been proven over and over again to be a pathological liar.

Is there like a tally somewhere of how many times Elon has been caught talking out of his ass?

Well he wasn’t peeing while black, but he is still brown so you are probably right.

Good thing the kid didn’t have to pee... straight to jail!

It’s a Jeep thing. 

I love it there when it is dry and NOT when burning man is happening. 

Me watching all of those people trying to get out of Bowel Movement. Seriously - BM hasn’t been “counter culture” for 20 years.

Just because you are not in the 1% of the 1% doesn’t make you not rich. If you could afford the tickets (which are easily a couple of grand per per) and the cost of a van and the time off of work for this thing, you are rich. You just are not Bezos rich. You are still rich though.

They might as well make disappointing games as efficiently as possible.

Same mistake by almost every single one of these people. They hydroplane as they hit the overpass runoff, then proceed to brake instead of just easing up on the throttle.

Having grown up in the northeast, I thought people in the southwest were just idiots. Thought there’s lots of evidence to suggest that is often the case (everyone has bald tires and dry rotted wiper blades), remember that a lot of people down there are transplants and not natives. The natives in Arizona and Nevada at…

Ah, the article was poorly written

56 years old is not “old ass” nor is it elderly.

Yeah, no, that's not what I wrote, Steve. 

Yep. The #MemeStock thing only made sense because investment firms were over shorting the stock. Buying some stock as part of that wave and then cashing out before the crash was a smart play. But some people turned Diamond Hands into a religion and refuse to accept that they’re victims of sunk cost fallacy.

*gestures at all the shittiness of modern society and capitalism*...I mean, apparently you can do exactly those things.

AHHHH!  So lucky!  I loved Discs of Tron and it is literally the only arcade game I’d like to own.