“A source close to Trump Jr. says he plans to hold rallies and fundraisers for Republicans, particularly in states and districts where the president’s approval ratings are high.”

“You had me at second cousin”

They’re overwhelmingly rural people. In the countries they come from, fourth-, fifth-, sixth-grade educations are kind of the norm. They don’t speak English; obviously that’s a big thing. ... They don’t integrate well; they don’t have skills.

“But they’re also not people that would easily assimilate into the United States, into our modern society. They’re overwhelmingly rural people. In the places they come from, fourth-, fifth-, sixth-grade educations are kind of the norm.”

Without Kyrie Irving, the thinking went, they were screwed when they ran up against an elite defense like Philly’s in the playoffs.

and it didn’t require the sacrifice of four seasons

I spent a few wild and crazy Spring Breaks at Padre in the late 90s and somehow managed to avoid being indicted by a grand jury for aggravated sexual assault of a child. You’re really willing to chalk being arrested for gang rape up to youthful irresponsibility? That’s extremely fucked up.

Anytime you can blame the refs for losing 1-4 in a 7 game series, you def gotta do it, right?

Your guys just lost 4-1 to a team missing it’s two best players.

“We’ve got to install soundproofed phone booths,

OBAMA DEATH PANELS!!

His “Self awareness level: 0" tweet makes sense if you just read that part and assume he’s talking about himself.

I think the only true joy i can take from this whole ongoing debacle is that Trump honestly expects he can just pay “the right guy” to make all of it go away, but each successive fixer is a bigger fuck-up than the last guy.

“two people familiar with the president’s thinking”

Funneling you lots of thoughts and prayers, Donny.

Doocy: Keep in mind. Whatever she did when she was in power at that point, she was doing it as a directive and it was all within the law.

Boo hoo. She knew what she signed up for.

“You have to look at the president’s three tweets,” Conway said

The cop saved everyone in there that day. All that was left for this terrorist to do was grab a Diet Coke and that place would have exploded.

Democrats tend to be more aggressively ratio’d when they talk about racial justice and immigration, while Republicans are more aggressively ratio’d when they talk about taxes, healthcare and Trump appointees.