The NRA has told Trump that, under no circumstances, is he ever to congratulate a black man for taking a gun out of the hands of a white man.

I doubt Trump even knows about this story. What are the odds of Fox n’ Friends covering it, his main news source? The robber was stopped without guns, and the hero is a black guy; no way they’d cover something like that. I thought I saw it on Fox News’ webpage, but it was waaaaaaay toward the bottom, with the main…

This is my favorite picture. They will have to make it extra sturdy to hold Trump’s weight. I hope Maggie Haberman didn’t find that offensive.

The entire nation already knows Donald Trump doesn’t understand DACA.

who steps in when aides use foul language to note “a lady is present” and similarly says he shouldn’t use foul language in front of a lady if he’s used an expletive.

Ah yes. The famously unemotional men of the Trump administration.

Fortunately, we already know his opinion on libel: “One of the things I’m going to do if I win, and I hope we do and we’re certainly leading. I’m going to open up our libel laws so when they write purposely negative and horrible and false articles, we can sue them and win lots of money. We’re going to open up those…

She is awful.

Cis men and cis women are examples of men and women. You’ll notice I was careful about my phrasing throughout that paragraph because:

It would be a shame if countries that we always support were to lobby against the U.S. bid.

Holy crap. Michael Cohen is Waylon Smithers

The only way this could get better is if by some cosmic twist one of those republican forced burial anti-abortion laws allowed the fetal remains to exhumed and DNA tested and proved categorically Trump was the father.

So he spoke about himself in the third person?! That is simultaneously creepy and not at all surprising.

They are now officially the party of trump.

They have declined to continue helping America’s young people enjoy outdoor recreational activities.

All these snowflakes are getting triggered over what is essentially a coupon expiration. Truly this is the Dumbest Timeline.