I’m not voting for another stinkin’ measure when they’re acting the way they’re acting.

See, Don, nothing to worry about! ‘Not a criminal target’- that’s basically the same thing as ‘no collusion’, wouldn’t you say? Maybe some expendable lackeys go down for some quickly-forgotten stuff, but you? You’re fiiiiine. Just need to do this one quick little interview- y’know, dot some t’s and cross some i’s for…

You mean the guy that traded you Stanton?

“Would you like to see the empty eyes of a man who’s almost positive that he’s just fucked up, with nothing left for him to do about it?”

This is satire, right?

“That’s a team that could win 7 games, easy.”

I’m a full-time stay-at-home dad to my 2-year-old daughter and part-time college student.

David, just shut up and drivel

“The print media is so left wing as to be meaningless dribble which accounts for why the industry is and will fade away. Just no credibility.”

This is a false equivalency. What is the purpose of the EPA? What’s the purpose of the FDA, NPS, etc.? One party is at least trying to to fulfill the mission of those agencies, we can argue about if they’re too agressive or not aggressive enough. The other is trying to dismantle those agencies completely.

You could say they’re all just following orders.

Ya know, at the start of the game, BOTH pitchers are working on perfect games. It really is rude of any batter to try to get a hit in that situation.

Pretty telling when the only object in the article with a soul is an exercise bike.

“Too often, the victims of the assault remain silent”.

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

Assuming that the rate among Disney princesses is the same as in the general population, the probability that none have had an abortion is only .051. 2 is most likely, but 3 is close behind. Here’s a density plot for the distribution of abortions:

He doesn’t give a shit about amazon and its effect on brick and mortar retail; He’s going after Amazon because Bezos owns the Washington Post. The Post is doing an exemplary job of smashing down anything he says or does

When she was talking about her sexual encounter with Trump did anyone else think about the implications scene from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia? I particularly thought of Mac’s line “But it sounds like they don’t want to have sex with you?”

Tony Bennett handled losing to a 16-seed by listening to every question reporters threw at him, giving thoughtful, reasonable answers, crediting UMBC, crediting his own team’s excellent season and conference tournament, and never disrespecting any reporter like Hamilton did there, especially given that the question…