Oh, okay. Well, then, sounds like they’re preserving history.

I’m fine with changing the name, but why “Jersey Street”?

YES!!! That’s it! Thank you! So ridiculous! I think a far better ending to that episode would have been if he had hit the ball, and it just went really far, or even hit the scoreboard but didn’t do anything, and the daughter was like, “What the hell were you guys trying to do?” To which MacGyver would have to somehow…

I gotta agree with him on one point.

I swear there is a MacGyver episode where he teams up with Reggie Jackson to stop some autograph thieves or something. At the end, the bad guys are racing out of some junkyard in a pickup. MacGyver PITCHES a ball he happens to be holding at Reggie Jackson, who of course is ready with a bat. He hits the ball into a…

If Pruitt is ever fired, I’m really not looking forward to him coming back in pog form.

He just resigned (ie. was fired).

Ol’ Gabe probably stocking up on lots of coconut oil these days.

FUCK. THIS. GUY.

He even calls it the “Amazon Washington Post”, so this is absolutely what his motivation is.

Though M means “through Mexico” right? Isn’t that the plan we were all promised?

“Through M” must mean “Through Mexico”, right?  That’s the whole plan I was promised and completely believed.

“Game over, man! Game over!”

And yet it’s pretty clear neither of them trusted their wives at all. Projection? Either way, the piece of shit doesn’t fall too far from the dog’s ass.

Commercials? GREAT idea! Everyone knows millenials watch tons of commercials in 2018!

It worked great on Donald Trump, so why shouldn’t it work on EVERY candidate? They’re all just as stupid, right?

GREAT PLAN!

I keep hearing people say that firing Mueller will “end Trump’s presidency”, yet I have ZERO confidence that this will be the case. Have these people been watching the last two years?

Speaking of Matt Damon, how about Gretchen Mol’s character in Rounders? Her boyfriend blows $30k in one night at a poker game, so he swears off cards for good. Then his ex-con friend gets out of jail, they start playing cards again, and she’s the bad guy for being pissed about it.

I really hope this isn’t all just a screen to get rid of Sessions to sideline Mueller. “Hmm, if I just fire Sessions, that will look suspicious. But if I fire EVERYONE then everything will be fine!”