No, it's singing "You Were Always On My Mind". It's symbolic because it's the song the evil ex-boyfriend was singing...and it kicks in when they drink from a bottle of tequila that is the same brand as he favored...having magically appeared.

Ruth Baby Ginsburg agrees!

Ruth Bader Ginsbark* approves**.

I love teens, but they require a lot of patience.

Who thought it was a good idea to have two white dudes on a panel about diversity?

I did. We are good now. He gets it.

THERE IS NO S

This gif just made me yawn. Damn it.

Preach.

How I feel.

My toddler didn't fall asleep until almost eleven last night and then woke up at seven this morning, ready to murder someone. I couldn't blame her, I was pretty shanky myself.

Yes! My kids were all "but it's still dark out, its not time to go to school yet"

I never really cared about the time change until I had a toddler. Now all time changes can fuck off.

You have never seen a happier bunch than a group of nurses working the night shift on Spring Forward night.....

There is exactly one time when "spring forward" is acceptable, and that's when you're on in-house call when it happens, making an hour suddenly disappear.

Isn't it interesting how the emotionally abusive ones always balk at the idea of having to spend time with family that isn't their own? Mine did that too. Or friends. Couldn't have that either. Glad to hear you got out too though. :)

Thank you! I woke up one day and realized: you know, it can be a metric shit-ton better than this. So I stopped going to couples' therapy, told the ex there was no chance of reconciliation if he was still fucking that little turd, and terminated the lease of the house I could no longer afford, which I was keeping only…

I think the important thing is that you got out of that situation, so good on you.

Relax. Have fun. Eat first. Please don't forget to eat.

I never should have married the former Mr Crumpett, but I thought I wanted it nonetheless. Ex-Mr C is a misanthrope, and he wanted our wedding to be an elopement to a town in Vermont that had much sentimental value to us both. Then Mama Crumpett said she had to be there, so she and my dad were coming. Then ex-Mr C's…