It’s like having a child and naming it “Ligament”. But I do see some potential for expanding the line in the future...

The turbo version: Lag Bolt
The open-top version: Carriage Bolt
The amphibious/submarine version: U-Bolt
The self-driving version with cameras everywhere: Eye Bolt
The really freaking fast version: Usain…

Craaaack piiiiipe!

I strap down everything except the first aid kit, so that when I collide with a wall like that it conveniently flies directly into the back of my head and I can get right to work patching up any surviving family members. I’ve always been a planner

Are you saying we can't have lesbian accountants? You know lesbians can be accountants now, right? And that they can buy their own cars? Some lesbian accountants even buy their own SLs, fulfilling a dual stereotype. Take your micro-aggressions somewhere else, bro. It's 2016.

When [Modest Mouse lead singer Isaac] Brock left the scene he backed into a cop car, but he just drove off. Sometimes life is okay.

Go figure.

PRESS CHARGES. PLEASE!!!! PRESS CHARGES!

“ How much trouble can they get into”

I had to bail out of this video. I have faithfully watched every single video up until this one, but the voice was just too annoying this time. I miss Harold Slovinski.

Holy shit! A list of cars Jalops don’t want that DOESN’T include the PT Cruiser?!?!?!?

A Yukon Denali’s red key would automatically upsize your Starbucks and begin texting for you.

They’re usually seen attached to fisherman and children and allegedly have a waterproof membrane...

Investor Confucius say "Cheaper is option for urea injection, then golden showers for all."

Just for you Torch.

Does the car’s performance suffer when you drive it to Cincinnati?

An autonomous minivan - Check