And in case of the Transit, we only have the downsized incomparable "Transit-connect" that isn't even available in diesel.

Because dad jokes.

I don't care if a lot of commenters want to get her in the sack, she clearly thinks she can party like a baller and based on the outcum, that's just bollocks.

I mean clearly this chick is nuts. If she'd have the sack to pull something like this. I understand she was drunk but she got quite teste.

I'm pretty sure he was joking.

cotd.

JUST GIVE ME THE GODDAMN GOLF R ALREADY. VW keeps doing this shit. It's like showing me a really enticing dinner entree then taking parts of it and putting it on a plate with other shit I don't want and asking, "Well how about this? No? Ok this then?" and ensuring me the meal I ordered will be out soon...as long as I…

It's called the motortrend beige of the year for a reason.

That sums up my comment pretty well.

Mopar men: HEMI HEMI HEMI BERR BEDURRR DURR BUD LIGHT BIG CHROMEY MAN POWURR GEDURR DUR MOPAR TRUCK NUTS GEDURR MOPAR MANMEN. WOOF. WOOF.

I thought the exact same thing. About that section, especially; it was like a grammatical and semantical tree in the road.

I lol'd.

Yeah, for 95k it better bathe me, descale my coffee pot, clean my cat litter, do my laundry, and have a magic beer tap that pours sunshine and farts.

And I'd happily overpay for a Volkswagen. Then again I'd take a Corrado any day.

Yes because shooting brake.

It's a hardness tester. Congratulations.

Caddilac?

Sweet car bro.

I kept replaying what you were talking about and it was confusing the hell out of me too.

How about if you're too hammered to go to the convenience store at 3am you walk or you don't go? Or is that too complicated?