It seems like the guy with the zucchini up his ass and a spiral from a notebook in his penis had one strange ass night. Or he was trying to do something very clever on chatroulette.

It looks like the moon had a c-section

They're on to us! Hide the Thermophilia!

Yea, just go to your nearest jewelers and start making a ring with his tools, im sure he wont mind.

That picture will haunt my dreams. Clearly that's a hermaphrodite.

If only it were waterproof. ill stick with my kodak playsport for now.

People in Australia are killing camals for releasing methane. Im burning lakes.

@Mr_Quackers: Its great if you dont have a gaming computer or if your on the road alot. the apps are great fun but It just doesnt interest me anymore .

Just think of how many penis's they recorded making this video..

They Will shape those things into anything just to 'please' the women.

@Mr_Quackers: True, i hardly ever use mine anymore..

Now i can have the natural sound of wood burning while i sleep without burning down the house this time! Brilliant!

Well goddamn i wonder why they're so lazy? Could it be that they're eating the green herb? no, i say yes. They are stoned out of their goddamn minds

I understand this guy's fear of aliens. He just slips on his tin foil hat when he has to leave his office

Does this finally mean i can stop resetting my trial version of norton?

just get that mood lamp app for the ipad, point it at your wall and presto! your own ambient lighting

Next time my girlfriend starts nagging me ill just whip out my sun chips bag.

212.. hmm lets just add their IQ = 0 as the second number from the first and 2012, oh jesus. this confirms it.

Look at all those people rooting for the next person to jump!

Then you get to the counter and have to unload every item from the bag. effort? no thanks.