It also helps to be nice to the airline customer service personell. A flight I was on was so late I missed my connecting flight. Another passenger on that flight beat me to the customer service desk, where he was screaming and cussing up a storm. He was told, “Sorry, but there are no more seats on flights to your…

What does the fax say?

Try cutting off the wifi, see if that works better.

I put seven of these in the 24-year-old son’s room. Didn’t work; he’s still in my house. 0/10

Not a specific thing, but a category- Rice Cookers.

Yelp.com. I started thinking about this as a bit “Wouldn’t it be funny if they reviewed a site that reviews things” but the more I thought about it, the more I thought it would actually be useful for someone to review Yelp.

The Ultrasonic Pest Repeller

“I’m just being me.”

I’m so so sorry about the cursing, but I cannot get this out without f-bombs. I’m so tired of this Fucking Kim Davis shit. If your job requires you to do something you don’t want to fucking do for whatever fucking reason, then get a different fucking job. Fuck.

Why? Quick release! Squeeze grab phone and go, strongest suction cup, arm extender, study, and smart charger connection. Wireless version is also too superb.

1. Panic