He's just trying to get Endor Leia's shield down

If Eban Schletter's piano tinkling can't put you to sleep, nothing can. I love Tompkins as a guest on podcasts but holy heck was The Pod F. Tompcast a snooze.

"Say baby, put down that pipe and get my pipe up by going straight to Adam and Eve.com."

Please, no moor.

I read that! Super creepy ending.

Another good one: https://pbs.twimg.com/media…

Divide with the Devil

This is pretty good: http://www.trbimg.com/img-5…

Bill O'Reilly couldn't get over the fact that there was no difference between the Mos Eisley Cantina and the cafeteria on The Death Star. I mean, it was exactly the same, even though it's run by Tatooineans, primarily Tatooine patronship." O'Reilly added: "There wasn't one person in the cantina who was screaming,…

"Steve McQueen’s heist thriller" …so not The Thomas Crown Affair?

True story: He would only do the roast on the condition that no one question his extreme wealth.

At least at Jesus Christ's rallies he provided lunch.

No, I've just got something in my eye. Shut up.

I think I speak for the entire AV comentariot family in offering to you our sincere and profound thanks for the herculean effort you made registering an account so you could impart this vital observation. Huzzah, and again thank you.

Those god-damned Hobbit movies really put me off Jackson but I did love the original trilogy, at least the first two.

It's weird that it's now hard to believe he was the goofy kid from Local Hero and Lair of the White Worm.

AKA Cylons but I guess by now they prefer to be called Sri Lankans.

The only mitigating factor is that I like his brother Rick although it defies belief that two such diametrically opposed TV personalities could come from the same family.

My first job was on the McDonald's grill when they still had heavy blue polyester uniforms. By the end of a shift those uniforms would seem to double in weight from absorbed aerosol grease. When I would sweat, even days later, I'd smell like a stale Quarter Pounder. Good times.

We liberals seem to get bored with demagoguery after a while- see Olberman.