It’s almost like there is a direct correlation!

To be fair, the Trump flag-waving boat got much, much closer than any other. I wasn’t even aware of the size of the crowd until much later.

Well a google search that took me shorter than typing this sentence tells me that the coastguard and SpaceX declared a 10 nautical-mile DO NOT GO THERE zone for everyone’s safety. So maybe it would be reasonable that they expected that they DON’T go there? You do know they said where it was landing so that people…

Anyone that expected Floridians to be civilized and courteous because the lives of Americans were hanging in the balance haven’t been watching the news for the last few months.

If it was a Biden flag everyone would be like, “A Biden flag!?!?!”

Once you announce it, the douche canoes will come.

And that’s before they start drinking.

Went to the Florida Keys a couple of weeks ago because the brother in law and his family are renting a home with a dock and boat and, because they are well quarantined -almost as paranoid about it as my family- I figured it would be safe to go down there for a few hours on a boat and away from people.

Despite their love for the 2nd Amendment as a “defense against tyranny,” they’re obviously perfectly OK with a tyrant so long as they think the tyrant is on their side.

Having grown up around recreational boating I can say without a doubt that 90% of boat owners are not qualified to operate their boats, let alone own them. 

This gif never gets old.

I am shocked, shocked I tell you. I cannot believe that some who believe rules only apply to others and only cucks exhibit common decency, would have a Trump 2020 flag flying on their boat.

Look, people love a train wreck. In this case, we have 2: ignoring the Coast Guard and voting for Trump.

... flying Trump2020 flags, no less.  

It ain’t Torch’s fault that Trump supporters keep showing up as the idiots in the big story of the day.

Come on, boat people. Don’t fuck up space travel for us.

Well, there is your problem.

I wouldn’t say I’m enjoying it, but don’t you find it mildly amusing?

That is why she doesn’t allow subordinates to look her in the eye, her greatness would blind an ordinary peon.

Every day this year, I’ve come to understand Nintendo’s decision to stay out of the competitive scene more and more.