Eli Manning is now demanding a sideline fort of his own.

No. No they don’t.

Why does that gun shoot vibrators?

Check.

Tsunamis (cough)

I am disappointed andrew. The lead gif should be that gif but played in reverse.

Air Force One is bigger than his own (old ass) 757. He’ll take it for sure.

The Secret Service is unlikely to allow Trump to fly on anything other than Air Force 1... in addition to that, Trump’s personal plane doesn’t have all of the necessary onboard facilities for carrying out his Presidential duties, and doing emergency crisis management that Air Force 1 has.

aka “first”

I wasn’t blogging about cars when the X5, ML or Cayenne came out but I bet there were similar comments going round about them...

The entire point of car culture is feeling superior to others.

Used to. Now we are looking for spotlights next to mirrors on Tahoes, Explorers, Chargers, and the occasional odd Chevy SS.

Correction: Everyone notices black panther bodies, because we’re looking for spotlights next to the mirrors

Still better than the orange one running for office.

The fact that Collin Powell shows up in the new Corvette only means one thing. Biden and Powell are running in 2020 under a new Car Party. Lets get the campaign started.

Thinking that Trump is a incoherent blowhard isn’t political, he could be running as an Independent or Dem and people still would believe that. No, this is an article about an overvalued, weirdly colored relic of the 80's and the car he is selling.

VHAAT DAH FAHHHHK!!!

I’ve always wanted to ask him this question: