One of those ducks has a name. Let’s go Ziggy!

Worst of all is that these people are paying for this to happen via monthly HOA fees. Chances are these folks were paying a couple hundred a month for the privilege of having their cars stolen.

HOA’s are the textbook definition of ‘Those that give up liberty for security deserve neither.’

Do you—

You suck.

Shut the fuck up, dickhead.

JFC dude, couldn’t you just take all this to your therapist instead of hashing out here?

I’m sorry she left you, bro, but being a dick on the internet isn’t going to bring her back or get the kids to start talking to you again.

Did you notice that both of those terms had links?

The disappearance of the ducks from the Cadillac logo. We used to be a proper country.

The Worst Ford Mustang

You are entitled to your opinion about the Fox being the worst Mustang.....even though you are dead fucking wrong. 

Worst Mustang?

Remember Tesla? It was a brand that offered cutting edge, high performance cars that cost little to run and would possibly help save the environment. Then it became the go-to car for incels, racists and people that just seem to hate everyone that doesn’t look and think just like them.

Vintage Modern?  That’s a horrible name that makes it hard for customers to search for online. Couldn’t they call it Vintage Broncs or Vintage Buckaroos?

I established a rule with my family and cow-orkers as few years ago - NO MORE CAR BOOKS!

Clicked to post a link to the SNL skit but you were all over it! Unlike the actual commercials, the skit is worth rewatching every year. 

I’ll flip the script and tell you about two of my favorite DMV Experiences because a) they’re so outlandish and b) they both took place at the Oakland Colosseum DMV. For context, I ran a motorcycle shop in East Oakland for a number of years in the 00's and we would occasionally need to go in to expedite or resolve…

We would treat it no differently if it was someone’s F-150 versus a Lamborghini.