How did you miss throwing a “Ride The Lightning” reference into the article?

Anyone who spends ~$100K on an American SUV. Especially the ones who will never actually use it as either a “Sport” or “Utility” vehicle.

According to Meriam-Webster this is also “Van”:

It’s officially a Van. Even Ford calls it one.

Ford Fiesta Panel Van.

So, if this thing make 1,000+ HP, I’m curious...

No no no. It only has 2 doors, but it has 3 trunks.

You picked the VW Beetle of all cars?

The same people who run and enforce HOA rules.

This is like those people in California trying to shut down Leguna Seca.

Somewhere in the great beyond, Smokey Yunick is smiling at the attempt.

Well said. I mean, unless it derails, there is only one path a train can take. Therefore avoiding it’s path, should not be a difficult thing to do.

How soon, until F1 decides to give all the cars a limited amount of banana peels and turtle shells to use while racing?

Was a sports car, more than a muscle car. But, with how quiet electric cars are, Dodge needs to bring back the “Stealth” name at some point.

Dodge previously talked about how these kits can be downloaded and installed via an over-the-air update, which are registered to the car’s VIN.

Dude was unique. He may have been a greedy bastard, but he also knew what made for good drama on the race track. He would make changes behind the scenes, such as moving drivers based on what would make for the most exciting races and matchups.

What’s the point of winning the championship if you only won because other cars broke?

If the goal is to have the vehicles moved from where they are, what is the purpose of slashing the tires, other than to simply be a dick?

The only thing that worries me the is very last part:

Obviously, you have to start at the beginning, or otherwise you won’t be able to follow the overarching plotline through all 15+ games.