“You’ll see! You’ll ALL See!” as the microchip in his brain initiates the signal and all the Skynet Starlink satellites spin to align their solar panels and focus sunlight into fiery death from above. Meanwhile every Tesla on the road goes into Cylon mode...
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It’s time for a recasting
She really needs that sweet sweet Yankovic bump
Heads will roll
Dr. Demento and Jorma Kaukonen? Hell yeah!
Kanye, Elon, Trump
A bigot, a moron, a chump
try to tell which is which
well son of a bitch
it’s a three headed racist shit lump
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How could you forget this scene?
Bruce Lee dies after failing the Edward Fortyhands challenge.
The ones who loaned him money probably expected this to happen. It’s good to own a piece of Musk.
Well couldn’t she just hop around on one foot?
It’s mighty Jersey of him. “Hey! Somebody’s gonna make bank scalping tickets, it’s gonna be me! Yo Silvio! Send that Ticket Bastard in here!”
Then again I bet your company didn’t have thousands of pissed off former employees with hacking skills.
Mission Earth is TEN BOOKS worth of goofy pulp! Soltan Gris is like third season Doctor Smith but with access to resources. His schemes and the inevitable backfires were second only to Wile E Coyote.
If you read Hubbard’s Mission Earth series with the proper amount of boredom (think 90 minutes each way train commute) it is some of the funniest shit ever written. It’s also absolute proof Scientology is a scam and a joke.
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Maybe Evan Rachel Wood will get that sweet sweet Yankovic bump and Westworld will be saved.
As a long time member of several Dune shitposting groups, let me say this guy is not Dune meme worthy. He’s just trying to jump on the woke culture ass wagon.
Please tell me John Noble won’t be playing someone’s shitty father again.
Mocking you for having a boner over Elon Musk is not homophobia. It has nothing to do with gender at all. It has to do with what kind of a shitty excuse for a human being could possible see something arousing about a baby man tech bro bastard enabling hate speech. You have issues dude.
Pleas don’t scare the shit out of me with headlines that include the words “Keanu Reeves’ death”. It is most unsavory.