Hey it happened to Mojo, it could happen to you. And hey, Mojo’s advice at the end (eat more pussy) applies here too. Try 69ing. Because moans during a blowjob also help get a guy off.

pics?

I love this new hoarding idiocy! It has a much higher potential of Darwin payoffs than last year’s toilet paper stupidity, and it falls on the hoarders not the rest of us.

Lawrence’s motivation is easy to explain. It’s the personal kink of power dynamics and he’s a switch.

Hello It’s Me is arguably Rundgren’s worst song. He’s got far better stuff, especially with Utopia. And if you pick up any handful of rock albums from the 70's, he’s likely to be on at least some of them as either a musician or producer. Todd is Godd.

Doodily ding dong tick tock!

Sorry dude, mine is a single windshield. I’m thinking this is more common than people generally believe.

I have a VW bus that used to run fine and then not. Then it would be fine. Eventually I tracked the problem down to the gas tank. Some old burnout who had the van before me did exactly what you said and there were gas pump nozzle parts in the tank that were blocking the fuel port.

A black person on trial for killing a cop? They’d have to take the shooter alive for that to happen. Not holding my breath.

You keep calling it a “whole ass” wedding. I think it’s the other way around.

So we’re gonna talk about the Price of Eggs now?

The definition of a stupid person is one who harms others at their own expense.

And no, singing along with a rap song is no excuse either.

Then shouldn’t he be played by a space alien?

I could do this for a week so long as power tools are still ok. Longer than that and I’ll lose income.

I can’t wait for the inevitable YouTuber who recreates this with full monitoring so we can see/hear it happen.

I figured out why the usual clowns are defending Pepe Le Pew

That’s the truly funny part. They’re equally outraged by having some lefty SJW message about consent shoved down their throats as by the cancellation of their favorite rapey cartoon skunk. The only way they’d be happy is Pepe yelling “grab zem by ze poo say!”.

The Ramones are not generifolk