Only Babylon 5 could make “you moon faced assassin of joy” work

There’s a moon in the sky
It’s called the Moon!

In TAS, Spock went back in time to save himself from some creature on Vulcan. Maybe he is the Red Angel.

Space is big. It’s gotta be happy hour somewhere.

I like the space booze convention, but not as much as I relish tranya. AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Asking “than what?” shows you don’t recognize the quote. And if you don’t recognize the quote, you don’t know enough about TOS to have an opinion.

I’ve always been a big Joe fan.

Brain and brain! What is brain?

Exactly. They seem like normal people who are good at what they do without being superiority dicks about it. Except Isaac, and for a superiority dick he’s fairly chill about it.

It may even have been engineered by Isaac that the Orville get the defense upgrades because the plan was to use it as the Kaylon Trojan Horse.

Check out the New Voyages for that. Doomsday Machine meets Guardian of Forever IMAX.

SPOKE! SHOOT!

But disco still sucks. Also it was responsible for plenty of std.

I disagree that the crew is mediocre. It’s what I expected before I started watching, everybody would be a little stupid and the Red Dwarf comedy would be all over it. But that’s not true at all.

I’ve been a major Trek fan since the beginning. I’ve seen all the franchise, all the knock-offs, all the wannabes. I’ve got lots of opinions on all of it.
I avoided The Orville because I expected it to be a bad combination of Galaxy Quest, Red Dwarf, and Trek. It isn’t. It’s its own thing and it is great. In the spirit…

“...grossest members of the ship...”
No disgust for Lt Bellyphant?

I was hoping for Isaac Brock in an attempt to be modest.

The Orville’s shields got a Moclan upgrade not long ago and as it was a test, they would be the only ship to have the stronger deflectors.

I got an ICP notification for this?

I recommend the Howard Stern version of the story: