Sad to say that I had this album. Joe Lynn Turner is no Ronnie James Dio.

Or, if you’re an old like me:

I grew up in California’s main agricultural belt, the San Joaquin Valley. At least once a year there would be a news story about an entire extended family (20+ people) in Kings, Tulare or Fresno County ending up hospitalized because there was a slip in butchering and that part of the pig they roasted ended up…

The pork and pork fat was sourced from a well-regarded butcher shop near my home. Still, didn’t want to take any chances. 

There are plenty of non-trolls out here in the Grey Wasteland, just plugging along, hoping to one day be made one of the cool kids. It’s fine. I’m not bitter.

We’ve always buried our dogs and placed a tree above them.

On the rare occasion that I have reason to be in my childhood hometown, I’ll always pull by my house to see what disasters various new owners have inflicted upon it. A dumb new paint color, covering my old sandbox, stupid use of the garden, etc. But eventually I feel better, and smile and drive away. It does my heart…

Fuck that shit.

I don’t know what’s more nauseating, Trump’s tweets or the sanctimony of people defending McCain.

Oh yeah, he puts children in cages, but no, insulting a now dead rich white guy who happened to be PoW 50 years ago is definitely the worst thing trump has done. People need to get out of here with that shit. On the list of shitty things Trump has done yelling about McCain doesn’t even crack the top 1,000. 

Every day, I *really* can’t believe that this utter and complete moron was elected to be the president of the united states.

https://www.change.org/p/victoria-police-charge-fraser-anning-with-the-assault-of-a-teenage-boy?signed=true

I elevate him to the status of man.

Give Eggboy a scholarship to USC!

Why couldn’t that Iraqi man who threw his shoe at W. Bush had hit him !?

But probably not the one we deserve...

British Holocaust denier David Icke.

Beto is certainly likable and I wish him well in his life. But I don’t suspect he’ll be the person I support come primary time. Not unless he espouses some actual ideas.

Ritz Cracker.

Fuck you, fuck your milkman, fuck evening TV and take your star.