Goddamnit. I seriously can’t remember a day in the last month where I haven’t hated humanity at least once.

Hahahaha too few people will get this reference my friend. But goddamn I love it

“... and when I hung up the phone it occurred to me, my boy was just like me yeah, my boy was just like me...

I’m glad that the law has finally stopped looking the other way with this bullshit.

Hello Kinja this is a formal request to change the stars to pentagrams on this site. Thank you for your consideration.

You’ll need to be more specific.

Eh, I don’t have a president the next 4 years.

My mom was on birth control when she got pregnant with all 3 of us. It was terrifying to hear my aunt say that. She and her husband also tried to tell me that all those aborted babies were just like my niece, to which I wanted to scream. No. Not at all. And then my uncle tried to argue the “they’re fully formed and…

100,000 + adoption eligible born children in foster care in the US alone, right now.

Balthazar? Axel? Afton? That’s quite enough now, please stop.

He’s sane, but he’s also a cruel, selfish grifter. He sees a place to profit (Mitt! Savior of the country! Even liberals respect his noble sacrifice! We should just appoint him President!) and puts himself in it. That doesn’t make him worse than any of Trump’s other picks, they’re all monsters, but it doesn’t leave…

I am old and have accepted this imminent demise.

This already exists on the inter webs. Sorry for gigantic-ness

Johnny Quest was very influential!

Race Bannon was my first crush too!

Can the dude get a fucking haircut?? Go ahead and obliterate civil rights and the free press, but cut that fucking shit off for fucks sake I can’t keep seeing that for the next 4-8 years goddamnit you fucktard.

I’m sorry you’ll have to take your lips off of Trump’s asshole if you want anyone to understand that garbage you typed up there.