While I do make my cranberry sauce from scratch for the big day, I have some ‘canberry’ on hand for leftover turkey sandwiches. For some reason, turkey, stuffing and canberry is my go-to. The homemade stuff just doesn’t cut it Friday’s unavoidable sandwich.

If I hear one more person spout ‘All Lives Matter’ I’m gonna start throwing hay makers.

OF COURSE Jamie Oliver thinks this is a great technique. Do you think he cleans his own oven?

I actually love homemade marshmallows (hate store bought) BUT....I will only make them when enough time has passed that I forget the horror of the last time and it sounds like a good idea. (I am a trained pastry chef)

I remember watching that the first time it was said on air with my father, who was a former beatnik/SF 1960s jazz music hipster (he was fucking COOL is what I’m trying to say) and we looked at each other with our mouths open and then burst into gales of stomach aching laughter. You just didn’t say that shit on TV back…

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

Right down to the fact that the US is the only country to call cannabis ‘marijuana’

Because Jebus.

As a screaming SF liberal (is that even a thing anymore?) and a native Californian old enough to remember when “Governor Moonbeam” vetoed the death penalty, let me say “GO JERRY!” I don’t agree with him on everything, but this is something I am 100% behind.

I am a bird owner. I have had parrots for 26 years (since they were 3 months old). Both my Amazon and my Macaw DETEST seagulls and pigeons. We laugh about my macaw being such a princess the way she reacts to them.

But with that you need the qualifier: open faced.

and yet it made me laugh.

I feel the same way you do however I can give you the Cliff Notes version (are those even still a thing?) of your response which is closer to my feeling overall:

Is that like a Fizzy? You were supposed to put them in water to make a flavored drink but I don’t think I know anyone who actually did that.

Chocolite was the one I wish I could find these days.

Wintergreen only and this is true. (Childhood experiment in a dark closet)

AHAHAHAHAHA I just woke up, am completely under caffinated and this was the first thing I read this morning. The article gave me a chuckle, but the video??

ahahahahaha that’s it - I’m out. Not going to read anything better than this today.

my dad used to say ‘idiots who think they’re smart are some of the most dangerous people’.

I wonder if there is anything to the fact that this ‘kid’ seems to be the same sort of entity as the one Skarsgard played in IT - someone (something?) that seems to make bad things happen in a small town.