Hang on! There is a very charismatic cat named O’Malley - Thomas O’Malley! O’Malley the Alley Cat!

During the summer for fruit trifles I use whole eggs instead of only the yolks to lighten it up a bit.

THANK YOU. I have been screaming this from the rooftops every single time I see someone say “Poor, poor Melania”.

Goddammit - now that’s all I’m ever going to see when I see her name.

That was John Wayne Gacy.

Don’t be next time - those aren’t natives. All of us are gone. They’re all transplants with an attitude. :)

I have quite a few friends in Grass Valley, Nevada City and a few in Placerville - and those places are so far removed from Roseville anymore it’s hard to imagine them in the same sentence. Especially Grass Valley and Nevada City, a lot of people from SF moved up there before the whole Tech thing really took off, so…

Oh god. San Francisco native here. Had never been to Roseville until my Uber-Christian Republican SIL moved there. Went to visit once and could NOT get out of that shithole fast enough.

I live in Italy and we eat a lot more rabbit here than in the States. One of my more horrifying moments was the first time I found one in the meat section of the grocery store here. Skinned whole, head, eyeballs and all and wrapped in cling film on a polystyrene pan.

KOLCHAK! I loved that show and had totally forgotten about it.

I had an avocado farmer tell me to do this. No need for citrus when you can do this - and it works. I’ve been doing it for years.

If you leave the pit in and cover the uneaten avocado half with the empty skin of the eaten half, you’ll be surprised how well they store. They never last more than a day in my house, but they’re just as perfect when I eat them as when I put them in the fridge.

Yep, my old friend Stannous Fluoride got that question wrong on Who Wants to be a Millionaire in 2001 and that is the only reason I know this.

I cook for a living and have a shit spine. Two spinal surgeries later and my spinal specialist at UCSF kindly demanded that I wear them when I’m working for a host of reasons, not the least of which is their grip on the ground.

10/10 would pay to watch.

“HEY LOOK AT US! THAT’S RIGHT, WE’RE RACISTS! We just wanted to makes sure everyone was clear on that. Carry on.”

I’m too old to be a Handmaid, but I couldn’t do it to you guys, so I voted for the Orange Turd, too.

Yep, I voted for that horrid woman because I was unclear on the concept.

Oh, you don’t know the half of it.

As a San Francisco native, I got to Frisco and had to come down to chastise you.