JFC - the television personality currently in the White House is doing such a great job we should give it to the woman who unleashed Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil onto the world. Have we learned nothing?

Googled that.

I grew up in the area. When my dad was a kid the house had the original furniture in it. By the time I was a teenager (the 70s) that was gone, but we used to take the tour and try to get ‘lost’ so we could spend the night (we always got caught). Once the Japanese bought it and turned it into a crazy tourist Disneyland…

Fuck that’s where I am right now - mom seems fine to me on the phone (I live in another country) but siblings are telling me she’s fucked. Thanks for the heads up (I think).

Sweet potatoes are vile.

This, this, 1000x this.

No, you dolt - I was screaming.

WHY CAN’T YOU FUCKING TRUMP SUPPORTERS LEARN HOW TO USE GODDAMN PUNCTUATION???

My mother.

Or they came here, saw how much we fuck everything up and left shaking their heads. (I like my theory better)

Wait, what? Is she Danny Masterson’s sister? I didn’t know that (possibly because I don’t care, but okay)

ONE about three minutes before the end. I said that over and over during the entire show - This has really stopped being about walkers, hasn’t it?

We have taken to calling the show ‘Bullets and Bullshit’ in our house (yet we still watch)

Fuck that thin steak nonsense. Can’t you get your butcher to cut it custom for you?

Red Vines > Twizzlers

Oh, that ‘affluenza’ bullshit threw me into a blind rage.

Fuck this kid. All the original slap-on-the-wrist sentence did was enforce the fact that if you’re white and wealthy in the US you are pretty much untouchable. What he wants from this appeal is exactly what he thinks he’s entitled to: Zero consequences for his actions.

The reason Democrats lose elections is because they run shitty candidates.

Speaking of naked dating, are you aware of the show in the UK called Naked Attraction? You pick from their naked bodies, with their faces covered. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

I would like to thank Baby Jesus (who I do not believe in) in sparing me the knowledge that anyone other than Eartha Kitt sang this song. It is the only acceptable Christmas Song for me.