Uncomfortable truth: famous people really seem to love Gwyneth Paltrow.

Oatly is my new fucking jam - when I can find it. That shit hits the shelves at Target and Whole Foods and two seconds later it’s gone! 

Oatley is super good. Get the coffee one for hot cocoa and eco for cold. I found it worth the money. 

OMG the nails.

My colleague Rich Juzwiak once said that’s because it’s full of sugar, but I’d rather put a splash of something sweet in my coffee than risk it with whole milk.

I’m sorry, but no one has to perform queerness or gayness for you to prove it, and shame on you for this nonsense.

She dated Stella Maxwell

Since her and Stella Maxwell dated during when her and Liam were on a break

Some of us don’t like labels on our queerness. You could define me as pansexual because my sexuality is open to more than just the regularly gender bianaries, but I don’t feel comfortable with that word because it just doesn’t feel right for me. I might make it easier for others to identify us, especially non queer peo…

I will be 48 in a couple of weeks, and I often forget how old I am. I mentioned to someone last week that I was a Pisces and when we started discussing birthdays, she asked how old I would be and I honestly had to do the math. I just sort of quit keeping up with them after 40. I’ve never been big on birthdays as an…

Jesus. So if a judge believes things happened the way SHE says they did, he’ll be broke but still on the hook to pay her no-doubt very costly lawyer’s fees. Only the best for Gwyneth. And if a judge believes that things happened the way HE says they did, he’ll still be disabled and there’s legal proof that she’s a…

Your Mike is my Casey. He still can’t figure out why we’re not together, and continues to blame me for his current failures, event though I left that mess over 16 years ago. Like... the time span of the death of our failed, toxic relationship can now drive a car. Move on dude.

That’s just patently not true. I’m no ‘Bernie bro’ but socialism is way more relevant to everyone who is NOT a white man then it is to white men. Just because you got annoyed by the doofus in class that one time that wouldn’t stop talking about Marx doesn’t mean that there’s not a whole fucking global movement against…

You, upon hearing, that Nancy Pelosi (78) would be Speaker of the House again:

Bernie isn’t even a solid 5 years older than Trump, though.

This is good.

What I do or don’t think about Bernie aside, y’all need to settle on what you think primaries are for. If the point is to run anyone who wants to run and then pick who the party likes best, quit fussing. If the point is to only run general election shoe-ins or only new people or whatever, carry on. But the latter is a…

People like you are the problem, not Bernie.

While I agree that the ring is ugly and ridiculous looking (it looks like the rings we have in the prize chest at work for kids to dig through after their appointments if they’ve been good), I disagree that it’s a sign that they’re not taking the prospect of marriage seriously enough. The only qualifications a proper…

Slap a B in front of his name as the ultimate fuck you.