Adam Levine was low energy tonight and the show itself was choppy.

Correction. Janet Jackson never exposed her nipple. She had a pastie on.

This woman (in the middle seat) is a complete and total asshat and deserved to be kicked off the plane.

Salinger is overrated. I said what I said.

The party at fault here is United Airlines. Their 757s are configured to squeeze 6 passengers per row (3 -aisle- 3), when they really should fit 5 (2 -aisle- 3) - and now they’re cutting legroom by adding three rows. Everyone, fat or skinny, short or tall or anything in between is miserable, and moving millions of…

wasn’t it Joseph Gordon Levitt in the bicycle messenger movie?  or am i high?

I kind of read it imagining it as a parody of an article that would be written about a woman: “Hey hot lady, we don’t care about what *you* want to do, stop trying, you just need to sit there and look cute, k thx.”

It’s filed under Dumb Shit? Maybe we are the Dumb Shit. I’m willing to accept any answer at this point.

This article is inveterate nonsense, which for this site, is saying a great deal. But it’s Frida Garza, so I’m assuming this is part of the elaborate on-going troll that is her Jez contributions.

My new theory is that there is no such person as Frida Garza. ‘Frida Garza’ is Jezebel’s version of Alan Smithee — it is used when a take is such garbage that the real writer wants to remain anonymous.

What the fuck was the point of this?

Is this one of those articles that’s parodying an article on another site? I never get those at first. Or ever, in this case.

I’m glad it’s not just me. For a few minutes, I was worried I'd had a stroke.

Huh?

Everyone knows this post exists, but what I presuppose is: maybe it shouldn't.

Must be nice to get paid to write a lot of words about how you used to think someone was hot and now you have bad taste in movies.

I also found myself getting unreasonably upset with the Mario Kart assessments. First of all, which Mario Kart edition are we talking about here? The character strengths clearly differ from each. Mario Kart 8 also has the added complexities of kart customization. Secondly, your assessment of Bowser is wrong. Yes, his…

“She looked stunning in a red lace dress that couldn’t have fit better if she had been born wearing it.”

YUP! And this part made me throw up a little bit.

What I love is seeing what they’ve done since the trial.

Lorena changed her name to her maiden name so she couldn’t be easily found. She had a daughter and has been with the same man for years and years maintaining a very low profile.