Because we need to will her to live for 2 more years (and some months).

Wow, that was like every episode of ANTM condensed into one short video.

I’m betting the reason he sounded so affectless in his texts about his family being “gone” is he honestly thought his replacement female would be as cool about as he was: “Gone? Terrific! I shall now move in, sex you, do all the chores, and bear replacement offspring units for you. Beep.” It never occurred to him that…

One of my friends from college got stuck in a convenience store that an armed robber was trying to rob. I think everyone managed to get out safely and I don’t the robber shot anyone, but the thing that struck me is that my friend’s reaction was that he was glad there was no “good guy with a gun” in the store, and that…

Fear is a powerful thing. My aunt bought one after Sandy Hook because she brought into the “Obama is gonna take your guns away” frenzy. She asked to put it in my mom’s purse once when they were at one of my plays and my mom, a nurse at an urban hospital that regularly treats victims of gun violence, didn’t speak to…

Once again, we see that the main thing almost all of these shooters have in common is violence towards women. 

Seconded. She looks fabulous. It’s just botox and filler and she looks incredible all around and is a wonderful actress, producer, and class act.  I think she is widely respected and loved.

I agree with you up until the "her face" part. I honestly think she still looks beautiful, and of course it's up to her!

That sounds...actually kind of sweet. Like a little birth tree. But this, placenta smoothie?? Yeah, that’s gross 

I remember when I thought my friend’s wife was odd for taking her placenta, burying it in her yard, and planting a tree on top of it. Good times, good times.

I’m due with my first in May, so I picked up a book that was supposed to teach me how to nourish my body and bond with my baby for the first forty days after birth. I skipped ahead to the recipes and the very first one was for a placenta smoothie that called for a “2 inch piece of frozen placenta”. So I obviously…

If the White House press corps had any balls, they would walk out of the room in solidarity with Acosta. Leave Fox News in there by themselves to jerk off the president, while the rest of the press corps goes and does some real reporting on the heinous things this administration does. No press coverage for the…

Does the White House counsel know he may have just implied that damn near every man on earth (himself and his boss included) has been abusive to women? 

Okay, where can I get the one with the little yellow dog (?)  It is adorable, must have!

I appreciate Rob’s honesty on what it really takes to achieve a body like that. I roll my eyes when Cameron Diaz and Renee Zellweger claim to have high metabolism or Kate Middleton says that running after her kids is what keeps her in shape.

When the idea of Fat Mac came up, I remember reading that Rob had to meet with a sports nutritionist to discuss risks. The nutritionist
 basically explained to him that the rapid weight gain and the subsequent rapid loss could cause extreme health consequences. He decided to do it anyway. The entire cast was pretty…

Look, it’s not that hard. All you need to do is lift weights six days a week, stop drinking alcohol, don’t eat anything after 7pm, don’t eat any carbs or sugar at all, in fact just don’t eat anything you like, get the personal trainer from Magic Mike, sleep nine hours a night, run three miles a day, and have a…

Weird ass hill to die on, girl. 

The enemy of my enemy is also my enemy, but I can give credit for a decent burn when it’s due.

John Kasich is a piece of shit, but we now live in a world where both he and Omarosa may serve at least some positive purpose - nudging Trump closer and closer to his inevitable rage stroke.