Here’s the thing. If Karen was likable, no one would care if she knew about the tax troubles. They’d just be like, “Man, that sucks. Let me buy you lunch and a new wig.”

“I don’t trust these women and I want a witness to their hyena behavior,” Karen explains to us, setting her agenda for the meeting. She then has her friend? assistant? white man? Matt sit in on the gathering.

Plus, Karen has spent the last two years telling anyone who will listen that Potomac is the be all, end all of wealthy DC suburbs, conveniently ignoring places like Great Falls and Loudon county.

Same, and also she provided the pencils and paper and then when Monique started writing something, she yelled at her, “Stop writing!”

Nothing is wrong with Great Falls; it is an insanely wealthy neighborhood that basically only the 1% can afford.

My favourite part of the press conference scene was when Karen asked them why do they care and why they are asking questions LOOOL at a press conference ABOUT HER, she’s my fav!

Sorry, Potomac last season was dreadfully boring too. Nobody cares about your relationship Robyn! No one wants to see you grossly hitting on the men you’re dating Gizelle! No one cares your MIL doesn’t like you Monique! No one cares a restaurant concept that gives us kangaroo burgers is failing Ashley! No one cared…

My favorite thing about Karen is that her wigs always start about three inches further back than they’re supposed to. I’m not knocking anyone with a receding hair line but I love that she constantly gives herself a receding wig line.

Wair, what’s so bad about Great Falls? I can’t afford to live in neither Great Falls or Potomac and they are both filled with giant houses.

Lol random ass white dude

Oh, dude, thank you. I really appreciate your generous words. ♡

Jinni: many thanks for your active role in the community. I, for one, recognize your time, help and efforts on behalf of others. Thank you for making Jez and The Slot a better, nicer place. Cheers

Hey, compañeros.

They already have your money so it seems like a waste to toss it. Maybe just find different brands once you run out of the stuff you already have?

He’s got Charles Manson’s eyes.

And every thought that pops into his head is so “Important” that everyone must hear it.

Unrelated but related, do y’all find products in frosted glass to feel more high end?

Not to mention, social media marketing is a real and necessary part of brand management. Just because you are CEO does not mean that task should fall on you. Does he design the packaging? Create the product formulas? I dig this brand, but what customer could possibly care about any of these grievances? Write that mess…

everything is sort of twee trumpian - twumpian, if you will.