One of the best things about my old retail job was people asking “Does the company even let you say ‘Merry Christmas’ anymore?!” like they were being clever and completely ignoring the large signs hanging in our Christmas section that said “Merry Christmas! December 25”, the countdown to Christmas our manager put up…

Creamy kale, the Trump way, is a cup of cream sauce over a single leaf of kale, minus the stem.

At this point I really shouldn’t be surprised, but it still astounds that there’s a hypocritical tweet for everything. Everything.

The White House Hanukkah party reminded me of this. Pretty sure that’s how 45 & Co. see things.

Surely hidden under a pound of melted cheese. Same as when I gave my dog her heartworm pill.

Donald Trump ate a vegetable? I don’t believe it. Fake news

lol

She’s probably already titled, like Lady (later Princess) Diana Spencer, Commoners (like Markle) cannot use the title Princess.

See how the red paper is not permanently affixed to the card? He expects that these will be framed by everyone who receives it. It’s likely 11x14 which is a fairly common picture size to be framed. This is absolutely to feed his oversized ego because he thinks that anything from him will be memorialized forever by the…

He hit a woman, but that was okay because he “was forced to defend” himself after the victim tapped him on the shoulder.

Also, I saw someone point out that Spurlock’s comment about being alcoholic for the past 30 years really undermines Super Size Me, since at one point in the film a doctor says that his liver “looks like an alcoholic’s” after eating McDonald’s for so long. Like... damn. We now know that he was an alcoholic. That’s not…

Spurlock and his ilk are doing exactly what my ex used to do: preemptively come out and admit shitty behavior, verbally and publicly self-flagellate, agree with every assessment critics make about their character so they don’t have to listen, and hijack the conversation to talk about what huge assholes they were, but…

I know I’ve taken to Twitter to get customer service, sometimes it’s the only way. I most definitely called an AT&T employee a liar on Twitter once, got a PM and my money back!

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It seems in step with his “reduce regulations at all costs” approach to governing; what’s particularly annoying here is that the organic certification process is a choice - it’s not compulsory. So if operators CHOOSE to participate in this regulatory process, in exchange for marketing rights, why are you pretending…

Instead of a teacher who abused children, let’s say he was a bank manager who embezzled $1.6 million. He was never convicted of a crime (since the bank surely would have reported missing money, let’s say that in this case it was because someone else was wrongfully convicted of it and now the statute of limitations has…

In November 2017, she published an open letter addressed to Adrian College President Jeffrey Docking, and cc’ed the school’s Title IX coordinator and the former president of the school’s Association of Professors. Casteix once again called for Hodgman’s dismissal

I don’t think this picture will have the effect that Hodgman wants it to. Because looking at it I’m like, “oh, a father and his daughter!”

“I had hoped that my nearly two decades of public service might carry more weight than my two worst moments on television. However, I am no stranger to political realities, and I do not wish to be a distraction from the important work of your Administration and the Senate.”

I’ll start the flame war. I am viciously against breeding, as the owner of a purebred cat.