Will do.

Any thought to changing the Kinja algorithm to favour shorter comments? Not trying to bring back the old system, I’m only saying because the Stanley Cup articles both began with “Hawks fan here” and “Bolts fan here” with about 5 paragraphs of babble under each.

Is he your dad?

http://www.generalfanager.com/teams/7

Try making him fit. Have fun.

Elliotte Friedman is probably second only to Bob McKenzie on the insider reliability scale. If he’s saying it, it’s being talked about (which is all he’s saying).

Jokes for comments! I remember these! +1

“workmanlike”?

Yeah, it’s not so awful in April when it can be snowing out, or when you have to drive 1.5hrs in traffic to the game and are confident it won’t be rain delayed.

+1

The glass and players benches can distort views down low. Being in the first row is fun as an experience, but if you’re watching your team in an important game it can be frustrating.

Not in the corner where he is, you can still get a decent view. Along the sides once you start getting the distortion from the glass, yeah.

Worst is first row at a football game.

The eyes too.

Woman in the blue pajamas going from “not bad” to “wow someone throw something” is my fave.

It has to be this. Length is perfect, there’s about 3/4 different things going on, and the tail...it’s perfect.

Especially considering how ass a lot of the commenters were to him on the weekend. Fatass diaries didn’t do much for me, but I kinda liked his writing.

I may be wrong, but I don’t even remember him getting a goodbye thread.

I don’t see how “jurisdiction” is a funny concept. It’s pretty important.

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No.