lol like that’s going to happen when entire teams are floated on local TV contracts.

The mistake was waiting in line for the autograph. That’s pretty high on the emasculation scale.

Rehab is probably the best place to stay in Cleveland during the winter, seeing as you’re probably not allowed to go outside.

The rink was built in the 1980s for the Olympics without any real regard for crowd noise or what a pro team would want, it also has the worst upper deck in the league. It’s renowned for its kicked up “heroin beer,” though.

That rink will be insane.

After last year was scared that the 2/3 division lock in would create matches known a month in advance every year. Kinda fun to see the format create a pretty crazy day on Saturday.

The other storyline is TB/BOS: Tampa Bay could win the division, and given Boston’s remarks during the year, they face radical changes if…

Drew,

On the good side: You are not fat, despite your protestation on Facebook.

On the bad side: Celebrate like some hot take throwing sportswriter is in the first row behind you.

“Allen’s far from the first person to be conveniently not answer the door when a process server appears, which is why there’s a growing body of cases in which judges grant these exceptions.”

It’s been common for as long as people have had to been served. Facebook and e-mail are just replacing regular mail or notices in…

Woosh

Kinja’s move away from a few commenters telling jokes to trying to get general knowledge works alright in some circumstances but with legal matters free, half-assed, non-confirmed advice that’s probably from outside the jurisdiction of the matter is worse than having none at all.

This used to be a fun comment section...

It does, I’d cite the case of Jay v. Woosh.

You’re halfway to getting it...

Look a little closer.

He doesn’t have to prove that strain caused it, pursuant to the tort doctrine of res ipsa lockerter.

Wayne Newton. Christ.

Yeah, For Your Eyes Only is my personal fave. One of the few that I've never looked down at my watch during the first viewing.

View to a Kill and Live and Let Die were awful.

It definitely suffered from Bond-movie drawn out ending disease, but I thought it was great. The car chases were great, even considering a spy probably wouldn't choose to drive an Aston around in the CSSR.

License to Kill got a little too crazy.

Both of those are pretty borderline. Not saying he’s an angel, but he’s not even close to the same category as Cooke and Avery, who approach the Claude Lemieux/Ulf/and yes, sadly, Howe pantheon.

I'd put it in the top quartile. That being said, I was a much bigger Dalton fan than most people were.