I'd say "You're in the top 1%, but..." then say if 500,000 people are doing it that means he's one of 5,000, and ask him to think of how many of those folks he knows and how many make money.

I know Toronto's kinda free spirited, but public masturbation like this is a bit much.

Such a cool story destroyed by the need for an editor. Wikipedia writing is such garbage.

That man is America.

Really? That's your tolerance level? Maxwell's Silver Hammer must have made you jump off a bridge then.

Philly and Ottawa's slow move up the standings might create a pretty fascinating race for spot 8.

The GIF is 20x better than the actual video.

From the fan base that brought us "Buy a Porsche, Hextall, buy a Porsche?"

I actually think both this year and last Barry's been pretty fair.

I would literally pay $100 for Capgeek today.

The only one I can think of is the Ron Swanson speech of unassailable facts.

"There's no other way that Zaun would have learned to respect his older teammates."

If you know anything about Gregg Zaun, this is a tautology.

Then how could you explain Australia and New Zealand, whichfollow the same course without the threat of "American contagion"?

Considering the perfect case study of colonies that didn't rebel and instead peacefully evolved into a parliamentary democracy that is exactly next door, as well as the ones in the other hemisphere that did the same thing, your last paragraph is ridiculous to the point of absurdity.

And I love "they would have been…

It's always fascinating to me how Hollywood Revolutionary War movies and shows try and turn what was probably the most humane of the colonial empire subjugation wars into a fight with Nazi-calibre villains.

Keep in mind too that Frankfurt was big partially because of the US military presence in the area, which has gone down in recent years.

"have" implies a requirement. What's the requirement?

"Surely the Raiders would have to be moved to the NFC no?"

Why? You keep using the word "have" for some reason.

This is excellent Kinja.