Hot take algebra? Really?

The monarchy was still going to be there if "Yes" won.

Australia also shot down a republic 55-45.

LeBron James selflessly meets the royals, while spoiled, soft hockey player Owen Nolan faked being hurt to avoid it.

Dude, that's just wrong. He obviously masturbates to how much better he is than everyone else.

It's the easiest way to stop the fighting.

Management fought to keep the snake, which they wanted to hire because it presents a nicer face to customers than a normal Tim Hortons employee.

Or Sasssssssskatoon

Shouldn't be touching another man's snake.

"That kind of person" is an 8-14 year old male.

Considering my original conception of the term came from an old Italian guy in Toronto explaining what a "horns" symbol meant in Sicily, I'm going to defer to you on this.

My understanding of being a "cuckold" was that the person puts up with the cheating, not that it happened in the first place.

Somebody worn the Beliveau wake about this incoming scorching hot take.

Damn good thing America was spared this cover for a great look at one of New England's disposable running backs.

"This is what should happen at MLS games."
-280lb Guy in Trenton, NJ who calls soccer "football" and wears a Bundesliga 2 team scarf

Eastside Hockey Manager leagues had all of this, without any of the person-to-person contact or money. Quite scary.

The man gracefully signed any object put in front of him for 40 years after he played, and probably had the same conversations with 4 generations of Canadians, with the same smile on his face.

Some parts of Alabama vote Democratic too. As a whole, which is how he referred to it,the island is a federalist bastion.

Montreal is a federalist stronghold, genius.

Between the scorebar that takes up about 1/5 of the viewable area and those Bears jerseys, whole lot of ugly in this clip.

Bow ties were forever ruined for me in first year undergrad when a 300 pound guy who thought he was William F. Buckley in class wore one every few days.

In my mind, if it's a conservative colour and the person is fairly thin, it can be pulled off.