My decision to bail after the first episode has been vindicated. But thank you for the weekly recaps. 

Gladys Knight being on a reality competition is painful. Gladys Knight losing to Donnie Osmond and T-Pain is even more painful. Gladys Knight getting critiqued by Anti-Vaxx barbie and the girl who thought she was too good to be a Pussy Cat doll is the most painful thing I’ve ever read. I’m just going to pretend like…

He’s supposed to be James Barbour, the gov of VA in 1813 when the governor’s mansion was first established (surely built by slaves). Oh and who most definitely owned a plantation and slaves. So... you’re not wrong...

you’re mostly not wrong!

My sister is a sex worker. No one ‘encouraged’ ‘suggested’ or coerced her into the field. You really have no right to speak for sex workers.

Face is bud, the world would be a better place without you, with overpopulation and climate change and all.

I simply do not buy that it’s intrinsically empowering for women, or no different than any other industry that exploits labour somehow.

Some people with disabilities, especially those that manifest more physically and are more visible, seem to fear that physican-assisted suicide will lead to a ‘duty to die’ and the involuntary euthanasia. I understand that fear, but I think the current physician-assisted suicide laws are written to avoid that, as well…

How sad is it that my reaction to this was “Yeah, that sounds about right for United Healthcare.” It is like pulling teeth to get them to pay for anything. I had to get several MRIs a few years ago and I had to get put in the hospital for a week just to get a 20-minute test.

She also fought against passing physician-assisted suicide laws.

“Also, I believe when you create a new silhouette, the product succeeds.”

I was gonna say slicked up New Balances, but I will take Nike/Adidas hybrid as well. It looks like they took ‘70s shoes and ran them through an ‘80s computer.

That's only because they took two popular Adidas and Nike silhouettes and fused them together. I'm not paying out the ass for a fancy NMD/Roshe hybrid. 

“People who weren’t in the room when the abuse supposedly occurred don’t have a side, only opinions (and inexpert ones at that).”

With Grover it is all about the capes. He and the Count could have had a cape-off like on the Capist!

I’ve always thought that he was, at the least, a creepy perv who was into kids and surrounded himself with them instead of avoiding them like he should have. He had a tragic life and it was very sad, but he was also a creepy perv who was into kids. Like, he was reliving the childhood that was stolen from him? A lot of…

I didn’t know who Shookus was so I Googled her. Holy shit. She became an associate producer on 30 Rock and SNL by 29, and her family isn’t in the entertainment industry. BB. WTF are you doing with Ben Affleck? Stop this at once.

Their denials are just exhausting at this point. Of course they don’t want to believe that their brother or uncle lulled children into a sense of safety around him only to attack them. They should know that a 9 year-old, even having heard about sex, doesn’t really know what sex is. Children are trained to be compliant…

Big Bird in an Anna Sui caftan is giving me LIFE.