I don’t know if she’ll rule us but I do know that kind of strain on her hair every day is gonna cause massive breakage and bald spots. Luckily, though, she can afford to get new hair every day. Fuck I hate this planet. 

wat?

I have a hard time believing that any assistant would think that saying, “You’re too fat to have a custom dress” would “cushion the blow” in this scenario in any way.

I will admit I like Cardi B a lot better when she’s dragging Tomato Lungfish across Twitter than getting into bar fights. Hopefully she will one day read up on LGBT+ stuff, but this is a start in getting her young fans involved.

I agree and it’s bullshit: get women fighting each other rather than Donny Two Scoops and his horrific racist / homophobic / sexist / transphobic policies.

I feel like the Sad/ Bored Girl vibe Ari is giving is intentional though?

I looked at Birdies because I wanted a pair of really nice flats that I could wear all over the place. I was disappointed to realize they *only* come in satin and velvet. I think they’re doing themselves a disservice by trying to market them as “real” shoes you can wear out of the house. SATIN AND VELVET ARE NOT…

This is exactly the mess Coveney was warned of by the Medical Council of Ireland in December, when they begged him to defer the implementation date of the law by up to three months.

Nothing should be about Rob Kardashian, ladies. Do better.

“This is all more suspect all makes perfect sense when you realize that Rob is planning to return to Keeping Up With the Kardashians.” 

Alexis and Chyna are twins lol.  I’m still not 100% on which is which in the lede.

I think you’re right that seating arrangements are the most misunderstood bit of restaurants. Whether it’s not seating incomplete parties, not giving people larger tables, not pushing tables together, or making people wait when there are seemingly empty tables. Or even just what the host does, and what they’re there…

Very true. So many people were quick to dismiss his accusers and the girl from the rape tape as fast girls who went after Kelly. Even now people will say those girls wanted to be with him and should have known what they were getting themselves into. Can you imagine someone saying that about a 13 year old white girl? I…

Her hair is the perfect trump card. The moment she ever needs a lot of attention, she doesn’t need to fake a beef with someone else, or find a fake boyfriend, she can just get a hair cut.

This is so viscerally frightening on every level. Stalking her from a random sighting, stranger abduction from her own home, murdering her entire family to get to her, and then extended captivity. Fucking christ. I’m so glad that the people Jayme ran to for help are decent people.

So what you're saying is that we're finally going to find out what's in Jennifer Garner's wallet. 

The whole “American/Velveeta/Whatever ‘cheese’ is NOT cheese” thing is one of the arguments that really grinds my gears. Of course it’s cheese. It is literal cheese that has been processed into a form useful for particular purposes. While it would be a bit pedantic to point out that all types of cheese are pretty…

It was a clickbait gossip rag. It was also a good website. It often was both at the same time!

Except you tomato. Everyone fucking hated you at Gawker and still does here.

You don’t remember Gabby? She was part of that golden era of night gawker that made good. Her, Brendan, and Cush were like one after another.