Genuinely nice? You must have missed the story from a month or so ago where she harassed a homeless family in Russia, making racist comments, accusing them of human trafficking for no discernible reason and trying to yank their kid away from them.

But is she also #bitchboss, because if Parks and Rec taught us anything it’s that you have to be both.

Absolutely. Most people who did that would have a warrant issued for their arrest. regardless of the circumstances. She only got off with a warning because she’s famous.

Cardi B’s lawyer can fuck right off.

I don’t know I’m pretty sure it’s “‘female-presenting nipples’ is dumb and means nothing” o’clock somewhere.

There’s an old story about Tallulah Bankhead staying up all night partying as only she could, then deciding it would be fun to go to church the next morning (with all the coke and booze still in her system).

Granted, the material is, to say the least, well-trod, but Andrew Davies has never made a stinker, and if anyone can rescue this classic novel - to restore its depth - from the musical* that is too many people’s only familiarity with the material - short of actually reading the book (imagine that!), it's the Andrew…

God bless you, Jerry, and your seemingly boundless knowledge of all things Hollywood. I enjoy the hell out of your comments.

This story was not reported as if the disappearance had anything to do with Costa Rica. It was simply... reported.

In 1967, Egypt threatened to revoke the citizenship of inarguably their biggest movie star ever.

Egypt is an interesting case in that it is most decidedly NOT a theocracy. El-Sisi came to power via a military coup against Morsi, a democratically-elected President who was associated with the Muslim Brotherhood. He comes from an autocratic tradition in line with Hosni Mubarak, not a theocratic one.

I get the historical context to this song. I know that women were supposed to not be into sex and reject a man’s advances.

Aaron Samuels hosts Halloween Wars on Food Network every October, which is the best, and while I know he has a real name that’s not Aaron Samuels, I continue to call him Aaron Samuels.

UPS is BDE hahahaha 

Aaron Samuels...still pretty smokin’? Ditto the UPS guy from Legally Blonde.

NO! You suck! Tea is amazing.

LOL at the gif alone. But also, Prime Grade professional trolling.

I have a personal preference for Twinings’ English Breakfast.

Right, that’s it. You Yanks have gone too far this time.