I came to post this. One of the greatest stories ever told. 

I prefer pugs who can’t run.

Oh man I just want my conservative coworker to crow about how Trump “got” this guy while “previous administrations” didn’t, so I can ask him why he thinks Reagan was ok with this Nazi.

And call them a selfish pig when they don’t call you back fast enough, or reschedule seeing you to see their friends...

I dunno, I’m a parent and I can relate to this. It’s not like he went batshit crazy. I’d probably feel the same way. On the flip side, he couldn’t have imagined that this wouldn’t bring scrutiny. I don’t really like him, from what I’ve read he seems like a prick.

related: it absolutely cracks me the fuck up when Brits say “toyboy”

I’m.

When I first saw the commercial for it, I thought, “I love dick jokes as much as the next person, but there’s no way they’ll be able to stretch this into an entire season.”

And then they fucking did it!

UGH SEASON ONE WAS SO PERFECT IN EVERY WAY

Eh. This doesn’t really bother me. It’s pretty innocuous. If you’re putting your thirst traps out in the world for everyone to see, maybe sometimes you’ll get reminded that everyone can see them.

“Is it even legal to refuse us” Jesus Lord, are you serious? And 15 pounds is not a small dog. I have small dogs (5 pounds, 8 pounds). I tried an empty dog friendly patio once, never again.

Braveheart is one of those movies that I loved when it came out but, like other “historical” films, suffers greatly upon repeat viewings.

Frances Conroys character screaming out “Balenciaga!!” as she was burned at the stake remains one of my favorite moments from this bonkers series. 

She needs to take a break. A long ass break. Her brother is a pedo, she collaborated with another pedo, she dissed women for being provocactive/slutty in an interview then keeps dressing like a stripper, her music is uninspired and keeps harping on the same theme, she doesn’t grow as an artist. But yeah it’s some else’…

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

I was sad to see he didn’t get pompoms and got to wear pants.

Excellent point. Needs more of this:

He needs to be in a tank top and something like bike shorts and show as much skin as the women. Or put the women in black pants and white T-shirts. Nice to have a guy but nice is not enough. The women are much more sexualized than he is. 

Suggestions from a hairdresser!

Oh god, Clover, you just reminded me that I have an entire stack of burned CDs just sitting in a drawer that I haven’t touched in probably 6 years...