You’re a remarkable idiot

I wonder if he recognizes the irony of him not wanting his space encroached on.

Yeah okay but LAAAAWRENCE!

Even though I’m a never talk to the ex again type, this is still goddamned tragic. I love the shit out of Lawrence.

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Your Dunkaroos slogan is giving me creepy Silence of the Lambs vibes.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! That fantasy montage at the end of last season with them living happily ever after and having a cute ass baby was everything. I WANT IT TO BE TRUE!! (but then that would mean she got her shit together and the  end of the show...but still CUTE BABY and sexy Lawrence sweater.) Humph. 

I don’t understand the fascination with this woman. I read the NY Mag article. Anna skipped out on huge hotel bills, got other people to pay her way at clubs, squatted in friends’ apartments as long as possible, and stuck one person with a five figure hotel bill. She doesn’t deny falsifying bank statements and wire…

Can we just refer to them as Gerald and Ashley hence forth?

Yeah once they made Rachel irredeemably bad I lost all interest. A flawed character is a good story. A plain ol psychopath, not so much.

The Everlasting team desperately trying to bring more and more shock value with more and more outrageous stunts and getting fantastic ratings, while the UnREAL team did the same for…

We’re convinced our dachshund is a Trump supporter, unfortunately. We love him, but he’s convinced everyone wants to kill him, he’s selfish, he dislikes our same-sex unionizing, resents having food taken from him but is happy to steal the food of others, benefits from free healthcare at the expense of our own. 

I have to believe that Good Boy agrees with you:

I felt the exact opposite. But I am a sucker gor happy endings and it had gotten so dark i just really wanted some sort of resolution.  I don't think I'll even watch this season 

Speaking of which, what was your reaction when you read how awful Rachel would become this season, with setting up the assault just so she could give Maya a chance to confront Roger?

My only recently properly documented half British, half mexican refugee of a puppy says ‘I poop in the general direction of all of this’

I would buy Trump poop baggies as long as the Trump name was printed on the inside where the poop goes and if they were sold by some group doing anti-Trump policy work so none of the money went to Trump.

Dogs are WAY too good to support Trump. All of them. The worst dog in the world wouldn’t lower itself that much.

Team naked Momoa 

At least he’s the hot kind of merman.

Nobody fucking asked for this, Julia. Nobody wanted it.