I’m not sure Simon Cowell was trying to Mariah American Idol. It looks more like he’s saying he’s not sure why the Got Talent shows, which are not singing focused, seem to attract better singers than American Idol.

I can’t be the only one who had anxiety flashbacks when they saw this picture of Hailee in the feed.

I need Shade Court to return for this! Please Kara!!

He also introduced himself on the show by doing an extended Chris Farley impression. Poorly. ALL THE SIGNS WERE THERE.

I’ve been really liking Aquaria too but I thought she had a misstep last week (although I appreciate she didn’t go for the low hanging boobs, I mean fruit...looking at you Monet). Still, her lewks are awesome and her lowkey status as a comedy queen kills me everytime she has an expected moment of genius.

Co-sign everything. That mini challenge was the BEST and I want to watch the entire, unedited challenge.

My dad has always claimed that us not having a relationship with him is because my mother manipulated us at the ages of 14 and 16 - ages when everyone knows daughters listen to their mothers. Its as if his brain is incapable of understanding that his being a dick could have had any impact at all. This is also why I’m…

That was my first thought too. I wonder if that had anything to do with the bills not passing, despite Oklahoma being a very conservative state.

I couldn’t on some articles, but can here, apparently.

Dawn would be full on GOOPy.

Where are the answers we’re really looking for Ellie?? HOW DOES THIS LOVE FIT IN WITH HER BACHELOR WINTER OLYMPICS TIMELINE? WHAT HAPPENED TO CANADIAN CHRIS, THE JAMES MARSDEN KNOCK OFF? DOES SHE REGRET PUBLICLY IMPLYING SHE LOST HER VIRGINITY TO KNOCK OFF JAMES MARSDEN IN THE FANTASY SUITE? 

I KNOW! WHY TONY HALE, WHY?!?

Their memory is also tainted because Brian was a big Trump fan during the election. Sad!

Yes 100% to the Ken and Lisa stuff.

Not to mention it’s an occlusive and not a humectant, so unless your skin produces sufficient hydration without product you’re going to be depriving it of moisture.

I understand your point but the fact of the matter is that humans have trouble conceptually understanding large-scale human suffering. Saying 6 million Jews (and 5 million Slavs, Roma, homosexuals, clergy, political prisoners, people with disabilities, etc) is important but too abstract for the average person to fully…

THANK YOU. Whether our non-discrimination laws should exclude majority groups is a policy question. The statutes, case law, and regulatory guidance are all very clear and OCR doesn’t have discretionary power to reject a complainant simply because it’s essentially claiming reverse discrimination.

A lot of evidence that can be introduced to mitigate sentencing is inadmissible during trial as it has no bearing on the scope of issues at trial.

SHUT UP. You had me at “vampire Elijah Wood.” 😂 

Omg that is delightful. 10/10 would Eurovision again if everything were that ridiculous.