My name is also the name of city (but also a very traditional name, and I’m nearly 30, so way before the city as a name trend). Please for the love of all things holy DO NOT NAME YOUR CHILDREN AFTER PLACES. You do not know what will happen in their lives and I can promise you from experience being known as Baltimore…

Except if you read what I wrote, I’m not blaming Lala for sleeping with a married man. I’m say it’s hypocritical to call someone disgusting for cheating when your current partner was himself a cheater.

I mean....

Oh man. This hair cut makes him look soooo much like Prince Philip. Kind of crazy I never noticed how similar they look.

You’re welcome! It is one of my go tos when everything seems awful.

HOW ARE YOU NOT NAME CHECKING YOUR EXCITEMENT FOR TITUSS BURGESS?!

Also, “I thank my little kitty cat for taking that d like a champ” is instantly iconic and forever seared in my brain.

I’m loving Lala this season, most particularly because it’s sooooo fun watching her be a total hypocrite. This week she said something about how Jax was disgusting for sleeping with Faith when he has a good woman at home, but girl..... we all know your boyfriend was 100% married when you met him and you clearly didn’t…

You’re right for most of these except Schwartz who is quickly becoming one of the worst. They way he continuous cheats on Katie, and then when she asks him to stop getting black out drunk he loses it and tells her he’s going to do what he wants. He also loves passive aggressively antagonizing Katie so she’s always the…

That was awesome. But there’s definitely at least one other one.

I’m officially SHOOK.

Exciting news for those who have had the theme song of this sitcom stuck in their heads on an unending loop every time they refer to one of their female siblings

While he was a prince of Greece, he actually has no Greek blood, as the Greek monarchy was an offshoot of the royal house of Denmark, which makes a lot more sense based on how blonde and fair-skinned he is.

I literally read that as Cunt the Great.

What a blessing! THREE Dirt Bag stories with Real Housewives connections?? (Jaime Lee Curtis name checked Kyle Richards, and Project Angel Food was featured pretty prominently last season of RHOBH when Rinna got that award from them).

I was totally with you until #8. HOW DARE YOU.

OMG WHAT. Where was she???

TIFFANY!

Omg your doggo looks like a grown up version of my 6 mo. old!

I know. Jenna is a true stand out for me. Not because I think she’s going to win or interesting... no it’s because during the first episode every shot of her had he making these insane faces with crazy eyebrows and looking like a cartoon villain. Signed, a girl with very naturally arched brows herself.