jake paul is a human corncob

My very closely knit high school friends group started to dissolve after I and a few others began to be stoners. Me and another friend, I’ll call him Jeremy, were very close in a platonic way, but he was also dating another member of the group, who I’ll call Melissa, who I was also very close with. Melissa went on a…

pop music alternatingly rejects and then supports binary ideas of gender in nostalgia cycles to get people to stop thinking about capitalism. it’s not a coincidence that all your examples from 1970-1990, then nothing from 1990-2010, then there are a lot of examples again. pop music is a tool of control that is…

Feel like using article space to hawk pseudoscientific GOOP-esque bullshit is not helping the feminist cause, Jezebel.

ya’ll gotta be aware that most people have never been to a trader joes and don’t know what the hell you’re talking about, aimee

Way to define “independent” as “literally meaningless” yikes

“Here are 50 Movies – the first 20 are Black and White Watch Out!”

the onion is getting more conservative and yall are becoming the onion i swear to god

Are You Rich As Fuck But Can’t Cook? Here’s Some Pretentious Advice:

Your style synthesis is through the roof, keep nailing it!

Been super impressed with your posting lately, keep it up!

Hey Joan I know I’ve ridden your celeb columns hard in the past but so impressed by this, nothing but love for this angle <3

right now the world def needs recipes that need two different types of cheese, “pear vinegar” and slab bacon – everyone has these in their pantry. fuck off!

Don’t be fucking dense, obviously i’m not arguing that everyone should take out a mortgage. Abolish private property.

Fuck landlords. Think about getting a real job. Maybe learn a trade and apply yourself. Maybe ask your parents for money. Stop being a fucking leech on society. Owning extra housing and renting is lazy, trash behaviour of goddam traders. Get the fucking guillotine. “I have two jobs and am also a landlord” – so it’s…

International Rent Strike April 1st. There’s no need to decide. It’s organizing now. rentstrike2020.org

way to prove my point

Also fuck people responding to this saying, “JOAN CAN’T POSSIBLY KEEP WRITING ARTICLES THIS GOOD!”. Because that’s most of the people jumping on me. I think she can, fuck y’all for being the real haters here.

“CAPITALISM ALWAYS REWARDS GOOD THINGS OK BOOMER” lol ok honestly people have insulted me directly here but this is definitely the dumbest, most insulting thing posted here yet.

Yeah, right now most people can’t pay their bills. Jezebel needs to feature more content about how people can’t pay their bills and pay their writers more for this and stop paying them to churn out terrible tabloid shit. that’s the whole point. no one can pay bills right now. write about it.

i said someone was bad at writing about celebrities and sex but good at writing about society and you called me a moron in response so keep the humanity slander down, friend

 honestly dgaf if “the room” turns on me because i’m not paid to write here.