They’ll put any type of woman on that show, except for anyone age-appropriate (Nick is 36!!! But half the women are under 25) or an ounce overweight. It’s a shame.

As a bigger gal myself, I want to create a reality competition to find me love called the Fatchelorette. We deserve love too damn it!

Which dreamland do you live in? If you live long enough to become unable to take care of yourself, everyone ends up in a home. Having had a spouses, several spouses, a single child or a dozen or two of them makes no difference whatsoever.

Aren’t there a ton of elderly people in homes despite having children who could take care of them, though?

I REALLY REALLY hate Cho. She is an asian Amy Schumer, execept even MORE unfunny

It’s a Turdis?

[smug atheist laughter] Lol

“Man, did you watch that show about Scientology? They have some fucked up beliefs!” -Person who eats body and blood of Christ.

My MIL is Jewish and I enjoy doing this to her with various foods (we don’t get along and her brisket sucks)

Phew. The day my mother-in-law caught my husband eating my greens... “but you’ve always hated greens, always.” No honey, he always hated your greens.

Some of us become parents of children who aren’t biologically related to us, so not sure it’s all about the narcissism...

I dare say that much of racism in general stems from a white male obsession with penises of different colors. You have this clear example regarding black penises, but there is also the reverse: the disdain, the belittling of Asian penises. I am neither Black, nor Asian, so my opinion is worth nothing (I happen to…

This is kinda like that time my ex brought my ex best friend that he fucked while we were married as his date to a wedding where we were both mutual guests. But worse?

a strange dig at the sitting president whose presence has no actual bearing on the election results, except as a citizen who will most certainly vote on November 9th.

“Bitches? It’s just me. One bitch.”

“What could strike more fear into your enemy than holding your own smiling head for all to see?”

The point of catcalling is not to impress women. It’s to impress other men.

It makes zero sense. I mean he’s pretty much implying that he only gropes hot women (and she’s inarguably very attractive). He doesn’t say - “oh no I would never do such a thing”. Does he honestly think that being groped by Trump is something anyone would boast about?

And then we have Hillary. I’ve posted this before, but I love it.

This looks like a stack of pumpkins with a terrifying looking child balancing on the top pumpkin, controlling the legs with broom handles, covered in a brown hefty bag.