Manager: “Did you get their order right this time?”

That is exactly why the molester of my children is living today. He’s living in prison, but he’s alive. My first thought when my daughter told me was that I was going to shoot him. He was asleep, I was going to shoot him. Then I had the thought “when I go to jail, who is going to be with the kids” I was able to think…

This reminds me of a good friend of mine who is the friend of a friend of the man who tried to rape me. He told me it was a very good thing I hadn’t said anything to the authorities. Because I’d screamed loud enough to be heard by neighbors, had visible bruises and broken skin from fighting him off, and had reported…

DCN for life, can't help it, laughter helps you live longer 😆

Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…

No, they really don’t. You’re using “tribe” as a colloquial term meaning one’s people as in friends and family, and I’m talking about the very real cultural, political, and social systems that designate an actual tribe. Caitlyn Jenner does not have a tribe, nor do her family members.

I take the A line from Rockaway Beach everyday to Fulton Street Downtown and I see some fuckin stupid shit, like grown adults like these assholes having a heavy make out sesh at 7:10 am..for the entire duration of the ride, do you not have a home to do this in?...is the idea of commuting to work really getting you all…

“I want an iced cappucino”

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“just ice a cappucino”

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“NO NOT A LATTE, A CAPPUCINO”

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Acording to Harold McGee, the foam bubbles are primarily from whey proteins. So maybe something lower in whey like heavy cream?

That’s one of the things that confuses me the most about these stories. When a professional waiter asks you how you want your steak done, and your answer doesn’t make sense to them, why on earth do people get so huffy about it, instead of just trying to describe it another way? When you order a no-foam cappuccino, and…

I haven’t even finished this but I did just finish the no foam cappuccino story, and it’s making me angry. Not even ironically angry or funny angry. I just loathe most no foam orders. The person almost always has no understanding about how their drink is made and when there is even a small amount of foam in their…

There are 4 things my smart phone does that I think are worthy of the amount of money I spent.

I think she has to buy a $50 digital tv box, which were $25 back in 2009. Her antenna would’ve been fine anyway.

Not quite. Now all of the digital televisions have that process where it scans the channels so in the future it will skip the blank ones. With the old TVs you just knew what channels where where and turned the knob to the right place, and then used the ring to fine-tune.

PC, that is the nicest thing I've heard in a while. What a wonderful place to meet friendly, funny, smart ladies! I've never really had "girlfriends." Gals in my town - sigh. But I feel so happy here amongst you all. Thanks luv.

Never stop being you.

Feet. It is always feet for me. I would rather see blood, guts, vomit, brain ooze falling out of someone’s ear... Feet are THE WORST. I fly economy class a lot, and it is awful for the most part (for various reasons). But I still vividly remember my first upgrade-to-first-class experience. I was so excited.…

If only there was an organization that looked out for Italian Americans, that could advocate on her behalf, that could negotiate with the museum, maybe make them an offer that they perhaps might have a hard time refusing.

<3 this.