I’m going to spoil the book for you, the key to their success is God. I was hoping for some real life decorating and home care tips, but it’s just about barely scraping by flipping houses until God gave them a TV show.

You should be proud, it’s gorgeous!

Ugh can you imagine wearing a girdle everyday? I know some people wear shapewear everyday. A girdle isn’t going to shave off 10 inches from my waist, so no vintage shopping for me.

Why are you mad? It’s a compliment! I think you’re sexy! UGH.

Or he just cuts the footage of the doctors advising him to quit drinking. When they discussed his beginning blood stats, did they even discuss his liver? Did he go to the same doctor before and after the experiment?

This is how I felt about Buddy, Boo the pomeranian’s brother!

Vintage clothes often come in modern small, xsmall, basically never my size. Then I read that the average waist size for women in the 1950s was 25 inches, now the average is 35 inches! They also had super tiny feet, size 5 (also shorter like you mentioned).

Props to you! I observed a similar situation when I was in grade school. This bully had told his mom that the reason he was getting written up so much was that this kid (his favorite victim) was fabricating stories about being beaten up. The bully’s mom came to school one day and confronted the kid in the yard and dug…

How about some Jagged Edge?

Lol, it was basically all the Boyz II Men videos mashed into one. Dude with a cane, an old tube TV! That weird teardrop segue is from Boyz II Men’s video for the Soul Food movie:

ugh let’s not forget that whole doctor’s note thing

I like the outfits that didn’t have belts, sooo early 2000s. Rep. Joyce Beatty wore that white dress better though. ;)

Love this song! When I hear The Roots, I always think “You Got Me.”

I legit thought the thumbnail was Leslie Rose who is way younger!

Google Liev and bikes! He drove his kids around by bike (and previously Naomi, sobs).

Seriously, is hip width not sufficient? I think it’s a lame excuse to hog the seats next to them. I legit squeezed into a seat next to a manspreader and knock-me-over-with-a-feather he actually closed his legs to give me room! And he didn’t exit for another 3 stops (~15 min).

I loved visiting NYC! I thought locals were pretty nice. They would ask me if I needed help if they saw me studying the train map. I also got mistaken for a local a lot since I was out by myself.

Eating at night solo isn’t too bad. Especially when you can sit at the bar. I’ve traveled solo and I find that locals are nicer to you. Waiters don’t really pay attention to you, but if you’re seated at an open kitchen bar you can entertain yourself by watching the kitchen and sometimes get amuse bouches! I also…

Metabolism is a bitch! Especially annoying when you see other people eat that stuff all the time and they’re still in good shape.

Tell that to Mariah! I suspect the multiple rhinoplasties ruined her voice.