My friend has the same one and says it’s her go to when traveling, which she does a lot.
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Bruce Jenner has reportedly completed his gender reassignment surgery, reports Radar (I’m using the male pronoun for…
According to a new study, many animal mummies from ancient Egypt contain zero mummified animal. Cats are maybe not…
Yes to this! I lived in Victoria for ~2 years, and I told everyone to take the ferry!
I met Mimimister online and he's lovely but I had to go through a few frogs just like others have experienced as well, I think it goes with the territory. Tell yourself that even a so-so date is something to learn from, a bit like a job interview where you don't nail the job.
Don't bike stupidly in Florida, y'all. You have to follow the rules for motorized vehicles because if you mess up, you get points on your license. Or at least that was the rule when I was in college.
"My hamster was scared."
Annie Lennox is sad that The Internet chastised her for not acknowledging the real roots of Billie Holiday's…
I worked at a fairly large cadillac dealership in the service department. The service department consisted of a very long building with service stalls on both sides and the dispatch office (where I worked) was right in the middle. I was one of the very few females employed in this department. It was a fun job but…
Where can I buy a fruitcake? Can I get one at a supermarket bakery? Those things are delicious!
Conversely: YES, YES, FEEL SAD. NOW BUY THIS TELEVISION YOU CAN'T AFFORD, IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER! ALCOHOL ALSO HELPS. YOU DESERVE A NEW CREDIT CARD UPON WHICH YOU CAN PUT JUNK THAT WILL ONLY CLUTTER YOUR HOUSE AND DEPRESS YOU FURTHER!!
ATTENTION CONSUMER: STOP BEING SAD. YOUR EMOTIONS ARE CUTTING INTO OUR SALES PROJECTIONS.
DYING.
A new study in the British Medical Journal finds that the winners of the Darwin Awards are much more likely to be…
Any Ayn Rand books on his bookshelf
My boyfriend once made up a bizarre story about needing to borrow three hundred dollars for insurance purposes. I got sick at work the day I loaned it to him, came home early, and discovered he had used my three hundred dollars to finance a meth fueled orgy.
jackrabbit sex. You know that sex where it's like they're masturbating but with your vagina.
I once went out with a guy who said he was a writer, and since I'm also a writer, I asked who some of his favorite authors were. He said,
Throwing garbage out of car windows. Not a cigarette. Like oh I'm done with ____ rolls down window and tosses. I dated a girl who did this and was so instantly turned off because I actually didn't know grown up humans did such things.