I like how people are freaking out about this with smart speakers and smart home devices when the smartphone they never have more than 2 feet away from them does EXACTLY THE SAME THING.

We’re so dead.

Yeah, but the beauty of this plan is that if everybody already thinks they’ve cancelled Moviepass, they won’t try to use the service.  Free $10 a month from everybody that doesn’t line-item check their credit card statements.

Canceled and cancelled are both correct. Same for loads of other double-l words like traveled/travelled.  The differences are geographic and cultural, like which ocean you live on.

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Yep, I answer every unknown caller. What if I miss a chance to reduce my debt? What if I’ve won a free vacation? I also respond to every email. 

Homemade yogurt is 100% better than that bitter Chobani shit.

Hush!! Background: I live in the south, I cook most of my food from scratch and quite well, and most of the time I’m cooking for one. I hate dishes and like to multitask.

I’m a stay at home dad (we like to call ourselves SAHD) & this thing has been a godsend. I cook every night for teens (one a pescetarian) and a hard working wife. In between coaching, playing daddy Uber driver, and all the other crap, I don’t have time to sit in front of the stove. I love my crockpot but that means…

It’s a “hot take for the sake of a hot take.” I was baited in, thinking that there would be one actual negative fact about Instant Pots. Instead, I was treated to the standard “we should dislike what other people like too much” bullshit, with a dollop of “don’t make things at home, buy them from large corporations”…

It may not take less time to boil eggs in the IP, but the shells practically fall off the egg.

Convenience? That’s going through a drive-thru on the way home.

so it’s okay to buy a rice cooker, but not something the exact same size that does way more?

Why are you guys always writing about topics you’re uneducated about? 

One of my favorite things to make with an Instant Pot: Scrub some potatoes. Poke them with a fork a few times. Put them in the pot on top of the little rack. No need to cut into smaller pieces. Pour a cup of water into the pot. Sprinkle with your Penzey’s Spice mix of the night. Take a couple of frozen chicken breasts…

NOPE!

Maybe I’m not using my Instant Pot so I can make sure my husband has mushroom risotto and short ribs to eat for dinner every night. Maybe *I* want to eat short ribs every night. Mushroom risotto can go to hell though because I hate mushrooms.

The instant pot is literally the only useful gift my mother in law has ever given me. Once she gave me Spanx, for frame of reference.

seeing a lot of words but no point??

Everything about this is wrong, but I hope you’re ready for when Hamilton comes after you for daring to suggest Chobani.